Who are you going to vote for?

[DarkShadow]

('cause I'm pretty sure most people don't store their barrels on top of a communist, Muslim foreigner....)

You forgot Atheist.

(Although, I don't know how one can be both affiliated with Islam AND be an Atheist, AND attend a Christian church but who cares, right?)

[City Dad]

You forgot Atheist.

(Although, I don't know how one can be both affiliated with Islam AND be an Atheist, AND attend a Christian church but who cares, right?)

He just attends that church for show. Which make him worse than an atheist.

Picture evil as a speaker... if Bill Clinton went to ten, Obama would go to eleven... and that's one evil-er isn't it?

[Lady Quagga]

Picture evil as a speaker... if Bill Clinton went to ten, Obama would go to eleven... and that's one evil-er isn't it?

Indeed Nigel, indeed.

[City Dad]

Indeed Nigel, indeed.

It's like how much more black could Obamer be? And the answer is none. None more black.

[Skyler]

time to step up our game and keep those one-liners flying fast and furious!!!

Democrats would like you to stick to your guns. And if you don't have any guns, you can ask Eric Holder to get some for you.

How was that?

[Lady Quagga]

It's like how much more black could Obamer be? And the answer is none. None more black.

....and then you have the Tea Party....no one knows who they were, or what they were doing....but their legacy remains....

[City Dad]

Democrats would like you to stick to your guns. And if you don't have any guns, you can ask Eric Holder to get some for you.

How was that?

Now you're cookin'. What about "Democrats would like you to stick you your guns... just kidding! You're not allowed to have guns... unless you're Eric Holder of course!!!" or "Democrats would like you to stick to your guns... but you mustn't point them at that illegal alien breaking into your house!!!"

....and then you have the Tea Party....no one knows who they were, or what they were doing....but their legacy remains....

Mit Romney and the GOP want to know what's wrong with bein' sexy?

[Skyler]

....and then you have the Tea Party....no one knows who they were, or what they were doing....but their legacy remains....

It remains indeed:

[City Dad]

What fascinates me most about the Tea Party is the guy in the eighteenth century costume. I mean, here's a guy who is deadly serious about the catastrophe our country is headed for and he prepares for battle by slipping into a pair of knickers, a frilly shirt and a wig. Utterly amazing.

Do you think he looks in the mirror as he's getting dressed? He must! I'll bet he's talking to himself too - "Who do you think you're looking at? You looking at me?"

If nobody ends up in the hospital with a self-inflicted musket ball wound this election, I'm going to be very disappointed.

[etucker1959]

Well some may consider Romney to be the bottom of the barrel but 0bama is what the barrel sits on, can't get any lower than that!!!!!!!

In some ways I'm with the group that say's let Ronmey win and see what happens. If Ronmey wins and things really go into the crapper, say good-bye to the tea party and friends.