I'll give 3 that I liked and hopefully others will add some of their own.
1. A wife is hoping to get a real nice present from her husband on Valentines Day. (so she is snooping on line at the Bank statements) When she see's a $305 dollar charge at Walmart. She is thinking her husband bought her a fine piece of jewelry and is very excited! When Valentines Day comes around she can hardly control her excitement! The moment arrives and they exchange gifts. The Husband gave her a $5 dollar box of chocolate and she couldn't believe it! She then confessed that she saw a $305 dollar charge at Walmart but only got a $5 dollar box of chocolate. What did you spend the other $300 on ask the wife? Fishing tackle of course!
2. A husband tells his wife he wants to go fishing on Valentines Day. She say's if he does, she is leaving him! He does go fishing on Valentines Day but leaves at 4:00 am in the morning, so he doesn't have to help her pack her things!
The last one is similar to the first one, but has a visual image that goes with it. (I'll just describe the visual image)
3. A man spent all of his available cash on new fishing tackle and had no money left for a Valentines Day present. He remembers a scene from his favorite mini series "The game of Thrones" and decides to use it for himself. It's a scene with Peter D (the Dwarf) has his hands bound and is presented to his enemy's with a clever line to save himself. He say's, "I AM THE GIFT!" lol