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How to make your wife love your favorite fishing hat as much as you do
We all have it.
That favorite hat that just somehow ends up on your head where ever you go.
It's been there on epic days and on those days that you'd like to forget.
It's been rained on, sun baked, dropped in...well, you can imagine.
If you left it alone, it would escape out the front door by itself.
And that smell. Ah.. memories for you. Gag reflect for others.
The wife has had enough. She said the hat growled at her and passed gas.
It's you or the hat!!!
Now your in even more trouble cause you had to think about it for a second or two.
What to do?!?!?!?!?
Never fear.... See Chris Fish is here. LOL
I just take your little buddy into the shower.
Not like that you sick....get your mind out of the gutter!!!
Just soak the hat down with water inside and out. Your trying to get the salts to break loosen up.
Shampoo up your head and put the cap on, then suds up the outside too. Soap will leave a reside, so use shampoo.
Rinse well and let air dry.
Fresh and clean and ready to be dirtied up again.
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NO NO NO don't ever wash it. You don't want your LUCKY hat to lose it's KARMA do you????? lol
Guys and hats are like women and shoes, you never have enough or too many.
Last edited by DEVOREFLYER; 03-31-2014 at 05:10 AM.
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You can't wash your lucky hat. You wash the luck right out of it.
The other option is to get another wife..your lucky hat will still stay lucky.
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My wife absolutely loves it now that it sits on the bottom of DVL after blowing off my head at the end of last Wednesday. It was real windy all day and the trolling batteries were real low, we got to it just as it reached 3 inches below the length of our net. That hat had over 3 unwashed years on it...
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My hat isn't allowed in the house!,!!!!ive glued lights on it,at one point I think I had a magnifying glass hooked on it,,once I make that first cast when my hat is on I believe ,,,the beast is watching my bait,anyway he resides in my car,,,
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I coached baseball for 15 years and have every hat from every team over those years and many more. I got some throwin' out to do. lol
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Lets get that suckah dirty again starting this Saturday!
TD
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Hoping for lots of fishy smell!!! LOL
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