woke up @ 6 when the kids turned on the flix
a check of the weather said i needed to cut the tether
asked the wife & she chased me out the door with a knife
she was screaming & i wish i was dreaming
i need to go last minute shopping but funds are dropping
threw her a bill before she decided to kill
she said be home by noon or you will get it with the spoon
arrived @ the gate just before 8 and was glad i hate bait
launched the tube like a stud without a slip in the mud
it wasn't long before the tip of the rod said ding dong
i answered the door & the fish swam for the floor
15 fish to the net & 5 kept was a safe bet
this is my song but i think rap is just wrong
if you want all the drama you will have to ask obama
church @ 6 so enjoy the pix