Whether you were laughing or not (I seriously doubt you were), it most certainly was a tantrum. Deal with it.
And incidentally, it's "hunt-and-peck", not "henpecked". You might want to actually get a clue about the phrases you use before using them - unless you really did intend to portray yourself as male-nagging female.
Yet you knew it was, in fact, from a movie. Which means you did see it (making you a liar), or you knew about it (making you a half-assed researcher). Either way, it still went over your head, as your response to DS clearly indicated.
Oh no you don't. Just because I don't share YOUR batshit conservative views doesn't mean I do not hold other conservative views beyond firearms.
Once again: while you were sh*tting the bed with your little outburst, did it occur to you to address the topic at hand? (Hint: it wasn't about threadjacking.)
Fail. You're trying too hard.