This is a funny thread because I can totally relate. They got my name from the one year that I forgot to uncheck the box on my Guide License form that say's do not list my name. My license specifically states that I guide trout and Steelhead and fly fishing. I never get anything trout, Steelhead or fly fishing related. I think they even have it dialed in down to my zip code because I don't even get anything Bass or Salmon related that works in my area. I do have ton's of stickers, key fobs, cozy's, etc that I can't give away so most of them end up in the trash can. Sometimes, if I'm bored in the off season I'll go through the boxes and pull off anything that might work in an emergency but most of it is not of good enough quality for me to risk a lost fish over.

I've tried to make them go away but as soon as I get rid of one another one shows up, sort of like the kids I guess. Ha.