https://www.yahoo.com/news/virus-sym...134446425.html
My favorite one is..."Some 18 percent had headaches, while 10 to 15 percent were hit by chest or abdominal pain, runny nose, sore throat and/or a feeling of confusion" List keeps growing so tests for everybody, thrice a week, 365 million people and oh don't worry about all those hopping the fence, they're probably not infected.
The other one that's soon to be added is if you stubbed your toe on the coffee table last Thursday and you still got a little ouchy on Tuesday night you probably got it.