My my my, someone breaks their 15 month silence to chronicle personal events and take a final jab at all us poor misguided fools on the left coast. (On a side note: while I always wish others a positive prognosis, I can't help but wonder if illnesses which prompt major life-changes are the result of poor genetics or crappy lifestyle choices.)

For someone who's independently wealthy, you sure do go on and on about how South Carolina accommodates you as a tightass cheapskate.

Run along now to your senior hillbilly haven and wax nostalgic about your confederate roots. You won't be missed, and the Golden State will be much better for it.

Just remember - you are part of the problem. Moving doesn't change that.