Hey that's cool, at least you're a true fan. I mean, being an Angel fan is punishment enough
But what's up with your other compatriots? They're like cicadas. They're dormant for 17 years, then they come up from the ground to annoy the pi$s outta everyone with the incessant noise and wing flapping.
Then after all is said and done...
Jesus, look at the neck on that fifth. JD really needs to fashion a hip flask-shaped plastic bottle for easy stadium concealment.