...got here in the 3rd, and left in the 7th., not because of traffic, but because finding parking in Elysian Park is now hard.
...then asks how many points we're up by when he sits down.
..is 495 feet from home plate, but knows the strike zone better than the umpire.
...wants to start the wave in the bottom of the 9th, Dodgers down 1, with runners in scoring position in Game 7 of a World Series.
....boos when they pop a beach ball, or it gets hit from the top deck and falls into the Reserves, but doesn't boo Baez when he blows a game for the umpteenth time.