I loved this quote:
I thought that instead of trying to position yourself to be in the best spot to catch a home run at a given moment, you sit yourself in the seat that is printed on your ticket.
And judging that he's in the Left Field Pavilion, I'd love this guy to be like, "Heeeey, Little Puppet! You mind moving you and your crew of esteemed gentiles a few rows up. ESPN's Home Run Tracker says I have a 85.2% chance to catch this guy's homer where your seats are at."