My wife likes to volunteer me to her friends for all kinds of art stuff. This morning I was tasked with making a poster for guests to sign at a kid's birthday party.
The said they wanted a big heart in the middle and maybe some butterflies and a bumble bee and the words "One Love" - and that's exactly what I gave them.
...but now my wife is all bent out of shape.
Is she being unappreciative or what???