Got nailed fishing a creek that I couldn't see the no fishing signs on because moss was growing over them way up in a tree. Was trying to get the landlord's son out on a couple fish. My gf offered to buy me a new license this year for valentines day, but I declined and said I only wanted her company, and no monetary gift could be equal or satisfying. So I also got nailed without a fishing license in this "closed creek".
Got out a ticket for no license and fishing a closed stream I didn't know was closed. No fishing for one year.
Totally out of character for me, damnit!