attempts to dicern will be futile

[Lady Quagga]

I asked for a car, and got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

[City Dad]

as far back as I can remember I've always wanted to be a gangster

[DarkShadow]

as far back as I can remember I've always wanted to be a gangster

"I'm from a small town called 'Fresh Off a Cop's ***', and you're making me homesick."

[City Dad]

looks like we're gonna need some more FBI guys

[Lady Quagga]

You forgot to hook up the doll.

[City Dad]

sick boy's always been lacking in moral fiber

he knows a lot about sean connory

that's hardly a substitute

[Lady Quagga]

That's the kind of trunk space you want in a late-model car.

[City Dad]

if Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog... what the hell is Goofy?

[etucker1959]

if Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog... what the hell is Goofy?

He is a dog too!!!! Just a dumb dog, kinda like our two political party's. One see's the light and the other one has their head up their own Hiney!!!!

[trail blazer]

ETUCK Didn't you read the title?

There you go screwing it all up again trying to DICERN.

Either play along OR go away

TRAIL BLAZER