The OFFICIAL 2015 Los Angeles Dodgers Thread - Sponsored by McCourt's Parking Lots

[City Dad]

We score 10 runs in one game, and then in the next 10 games, we'll score 5 total.

It's tiiiime for Dodger baseball!

we new this would be a low-scoring offense when the season began. good thing we have one of the greatest baseball minds at skipper

[DarkShadow]

we new this would be a low-scoring offense when the season began.

We're lead the league in 1 run HRs. At least we have that.

Good thing we have one of the greatest baseball minds at skipper

Here's your new avatar:

[DarkShadow]

2nd half predictions?

Do we start it off by getting swept by the Nats, while Greinke and Kershaw get one run for support?

[City Dad]

hey... where the hell is Cole Hamels???

[DarkShadow]

hey... where the hell is Cole Hamels???

In Philly, where he should be.

Apparently we just need to give up 1/2 our team to Ruben Amaro, and he'll let Hamels go. We're holding fast.

I'd rather have Cueto. Throw Chapman in there. We'll give them Winnie the Puig. That way Greinke doesn't have to resort to tossing Puig's luggage in the middle of the street, and will prevent Justin Turner from whopping his a$≈.

[City Dad]

so it's between us and the Rangers? That'd be cool - but all the starting cole hamels in the world isn't going to mean isht if the offense curls up in the fetal position every time they get the slightest whiff of competent pitching

[Stumpknocker]

so it's between us and the Rangers? That'd be cool - but all the starting cole hamels in the world isn't going to mean isht if the offense curls up in the fetal position every time they get the slightest whiff of competent pitching

Yeah, I bleed Dodger blue but the lack of clutch hitting at times can get hard to watch...I still have hopes with this year's crew but there currently aren't enough .300 hitters in the lineup to make a good post season run.

[DarkShadow]

You guys remember the good ole days where Puig was untouchable?

Wish that guy had some IQ points to go with his natural athletic ability. And 4 months ago, I was flogged, tarred and feathered when I mentioned that I wouldn't mind trading his dumb åss for someone who will help getting us to, and past the post season.

[camdozer]

Props to DarkShadow for the not so subtle "vaGiants" in the OP. Well played, sir. :)

[City Dad]

Mat Latos and the light-hitting Michael Morse? Or do we take a Leake? Or do we pay the Price? (stop me before I pun again...)