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Thread: The OFFICIAL 2015 Los Angeles Dodgers Thread - Sponsored by McCourt's Parking Lots

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    Default The OFFICIAL 2015 Los Angeles Dodgers Thread - Sponsored by McCourt's Parking Lots



    "McCourt's Parking Lots...Screwin' You Over Since '04! (BTW, Parking is $20 Again™)"



    Good morning, gentlemen. Welcome to another season of Dodgers' baseball. I know that it may not seem the same without Kemp here this year, but I promise you by the end of the season this team will have made history. You know the drill, you want to talk about your own crappy team, do it on your own thread.

    Prognostications:

    NATL WEST W L

    Los Angeles Dodgers 90 72
    San Diego Padres 87 75
    San Francisco vaGiants 84 78
    Arizona Diamondbacks 70 92
    Colorado Rockies 69 93

    NATL CEN W L

    St. Louis Cardinals 89 73
    Chicago Cubs 81 81
    Pittsburgh Pirates 80 82
    Milwaukee Brewers 77 85
    Cincinnati Reds 75 87


    NATL EAST W L

    Washington Nationals 98 64
    Miami Marlins 85 77
    New York Mets 81 81
    Atlanta Braves 75 87
    Philadelphia Phillies 67 95


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    2015 Active Roster (Looks Like a Raft in Miami With All These Cubans)
    2015 Depth Chart (Which Cuban is Playing Where)
    2015 Transactions (We Traded Miguel Rojas?!)
    2015 Batting Statistics (Offense? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Offense!)
    2015 Pitching Statistics (Kershaw, Kershaw, Kershaw!)
    2015 Salary (We're Paying Him HOW Much?!)
    2015 Injuries (N/A Since Kemp is No Longer With Us)

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    Every year someone posts this thread and the Dodgers get cursed....STOP IT!

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    In memory of the dearly departed:

    ,,,,,,,,,,,Giants all the way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bitches,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,,,,

    At least my Dewars hasn't gone missing again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormcrow View Post
    Every year someone posts this thread and the Dodgers get cursed....STOP IT!
    Great theory....I'm just wondering who was posting what and where between 1989 and 2008 to perpetuate "the curse" before I started these yearly threads here on FNN
    http://fishingnetwork.net/forum4/sho...-Dodger-thread - be careful opening this and don't get any dust in your eye
    (apparently DS has decided to take the blue baton and run with it the last few seasons in a blatant effort to show he is the biggest Doyer fan on the board!)


    TD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Quagga View Post
    In memory of the dearly departed:

    ,,,,,,,,,,,Giants all the way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bitches,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,,,,

    At least my Dewars hasn't gone missing again.

    I admit.. I chuckled

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    Dodgers should do well.

    Padres took a big leap to get better. They picked up some bats and a malcontent with injury problems (Jeff Kent said so quite awhile ago).



    I don't care about the world series as long as the Dodgers **** the Cardinals in the *** with no lubrication till they bleed!


    I want the Dodgers to deny them the reach around and sweep the entire 2015 matchups. SHUT THEM SONS OF ***** es out every night.

    I want Holiday to rupture his anus at second base trying to take out our infielders again after he gets HBP.

    I want Adams to eat so much he sits his pants on the field

    Yadier ( ***** *** ) Molina can **** a monkey and get aids

    Wainwright can suck on Kershaw hind teet another year

    Wong can eat cats for all I care

    **** the Cardinals

    **** the Cardinals

    **** the Giants and the Cardinals...

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    Awww Kershaw ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutbait View Post
    They picked up some bats and a malcontent with injury problems.
    The Pads will definitely have more than 1 fan this year, considering they're commitment to try to buy wins. If healthy, they have a pretty decent outfield in Meyers, Shemp and Upton. They've definitely upped their pitching staff as well, and will be the annoying gnat that the Dodgers are constantly trying to swat away from their face this season.

    Quote Originally Posted by cutbait View Post
    (Jeff Kent said so quite awhile ago).
    While I personally didn't like Matt Shemp too much, I do take everything Jeff Kent says with a grain of salt. This is the same jackass who lied and said he fell off his truck while washing it, and broke his wrist. Then the real story came out that he was popping wheelies on his motorcycle, and fell off. Swell guy. The only thing I give that guy props to is when he choked out Barry Bonds in the dugout. He gets props for that.

    Quote Originally Posted by cutbait View Post
    I don't care about the world series as long as the Dodgers **** the Cardinals in the *** with no lubrication till they bleed!

    I want the Dodgers to deny them the reach around and sweep the entire 2015 matchups. SHUT THEM SONS OF ***** es out every night.

    I want Holiday to rupture his anus at second base trying to take out our infielders again after he gets HBP.

    I want Adams to eat so much he sits his pants on the field

    Yadier ( ***** *** ) Molina can **** a monkey and get aids

    Wainwright can suck on Kershaw hind teet another year

    Wong can eat cats for all I care

    **** the Cardinals

    **** the Cardinals

    **** the Giants and the Cardinals...
    So I take it you don't like the Cards? We'll sweep them in the regular season, and they'll end up winning the Wild Card as usual, then sweeping us 3-0 during the NLDS. (Where Kershaw will lose 2 games)

    Book it.

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    http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/20...ning-facility/

    Well, at least we have that going for us.



    Heard Grienke got a lube shot in his elbow since it was sore the other day. Hope it's not a telling sign of things to come. Something tells me he's gonna opt out of his last year and head into free agency land. I hope our GMs are ready for it. I'd hate losing the Serial Killer.

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    So when are those of us out from under the evil shadow of Time Warner gonna be able to watch any games on our flat-screen television machines???

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