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Lol!
E (pucker)tucker,
Dude,
Your pucker stays tight? Lol what a joke! You got the ends mixed up.
The end that you should be keeping closed? That's letting too much crappies out and the other is letting too many bassholes in!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, can't ya get it right? You better have another talk with Tom turkey, he'll set you STRAIGHT!
Btw, I used all them exclamation points just for you, it's to emphasize the importance of what I am trying to say...LOL but I guess you already know how to emphasize your thoughts well, hahaha
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