The OFFICIAL 2016 United States Presidential Election Thread - Sponsored by Diebold

[etucker1959]

You don't say....

Yep, the reason why some Dark horse candidate won't be coming out of the wood work is???????? They would have already shown themselves to the big Republican donors. Without the money, they don't have a chance!!!!! That's what they are already saying about Ted Cruz.

[cutbait]

I'll save everybody some time, there isn't going to be some Dark Horse candidate

Ben Carson

[Lady Quagga]

Ben Carson

Ben Carson loves the gays!

[DockRat]

Ben Carson

I like Ben but the guy is too soft, too religious, no experience. Not Happening CB.
DR

[etucker1959]

You guy's might as well start chanting we want Jeb!!!!!!!! The people on the other side of the political fence are going to say, "another Bush." Did you people already forget what happened the last time we had a Bush in office!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's face it, Hillary a shoe in if she is healthy!!!!!! Anyone going to tell me I'm wrong and why??????????????? I'd love to hear it!!!!!!!

[HawgZWylde]

I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because her honesty and integrity is unparalleled and she's a hotty too boot! And I want O'Malley as her VP cause he plays guitar. Oh, and I want Pocahontas Warren for SoS cause she's so smart and it's about time we put a Native American in charge of foreign policy. What could possibly go wrong with that line-up?

Oh, and I'm voting for her because she'll have a billion $$$ war chest too!

[DarkShadow]

I'm voting for Ted Cruz, because his last name, and also because he's going to make Jesus his top adviser. He should choose Sarah Palin as his VP, because she's hot, and has promised to dismantle any deal our current President has made with the Iranians and 'Iraqians.' Rick Santorum will be our SoS, because he's going to outlaw porn. Hopefully Mike Huckabee gets a spot somewhere so he can remove the Bill of Rights in favor of the Ten Commandments, and finally, I hope the SoD is Jeb "Pancho Villa" Bush, because he will promise to undo the very quagmire some other Bushes created, only to advocate putting us into another oddly similar quagmire he promised to get us out of.

What could possibly go wrong with that line up?

[cutbait]

I like Ben but the guy is too soft, too religious, no experience. Not Happening CB.
DR

I guess my joke went over heads

[Brent]

I'm voting for Ted Cruz, because his last name, and also because he's going to make Jesus his top adviser. He should choose Sarah Palin as his VP, because she's hot, and has promised to dismantle any deal our current President has made with the Iranians and 'Iraqians.' Rick Santorum will be our SoS, because he's going to outlaw porn. Hopefully Mike Huckabee gets a spot somewhere so he can remove the Bill of Rights in favor of the Ten Commandments, and finally, I hope the SoD is Jeb "Pancho Villa" Bush, because he will promise to undo the very quagmire some other Bushes created, only to advocate putting us into another oddly similar quagmire he promised to get us out of.

What could possibly go wrong with that line up?

DS you bastard. I just spit my water out on my keyboard.

Brent

[etucker1959]

I guess my joke went over heads

No it didn't, it's just not political correct to joke about someone's skin color!!!!! How many sports people career's were ruined by an off color remark???????? Think Howard Cosell or the former GM of the Dodgers and let's not forget the latest, "Donald Sterling!!!!!"