Bakersfield redneck trying to watch tbe belmont with questions

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So the media has pumped this historic attempt for a grand slam at Belmont today...

I've been watching and a few questions for the horse race crowd.

Where are all the sponsorship decals?
Do they have a pace horse?
I'm not seeing any white trash in the crowds? Only rich looking people?
Is there a road course in horse racing?
Is there a son of a legendary horse in the race who just isn't anything close to his fathers talent, but never the less has millions of rabid fans who are happy if he leads a lap or two a year?
Is there one horse that always wrecks every other horse and complains and crys named Harvick?
Is there a uber talented horse with crazy skills named Kyle?
How does the jockey communicate with the crew chief?
I can see changing shoes on the pit stop but where to they stick the gas can nozzle?

Is there a trophy horse for the winner to photo with?

I'm really struggling with the culture of this method of racing. I catch on fairly quickly, please help

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One ******* lap?

[DEVOREFLYER]

Well they can put him out to "Stud", you not so much. lol

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Well they can put him out to "Stud", you not so much. lol

California chrome just didn't have the horse power to get it done today

[REEL EZ]

Very funny.
He was a little tight going in to the corner and loose off. They should have put a few turns in the right side maybe???

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lol,,,,,,,,I cought the gig,,,,lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Wasn't all those riders riding American horses,,,,,,,,ARE were some riding TOYOTA horses,,,,,,

TRAITORS !,


Kinda like OUR motors,,,,,,,MERCURY,,,,,,,,,,,Not YAM or HON are TAH and such,,,,,,


Ultra uber skills,,,,,,,NOOOOOOOO DOUBTTTTT!,,,,,,,,,,,but AN American horse WILL make the diference!,,,,

o ya,,,,,,,,,the horse race,,,,,,,,,,,That crap is for loosers!,,,,,,,,


Now NASCAR is the BAKO BOY way


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