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Thread: Wifes is cheating, need advice

  1. #21
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    Your loss is my gain , should have invested in some male inhancement pumps or pills

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    Quote Originally Posted by addict View Post
    Your loss is my gain , should have invested in some male inhancement pumps or pills
    Sounds like you may be the resident expert.
    Maybe even an... addict

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    good stuff, had me rollin!!!! showed some peeps here at the office too, they were rollin awell....

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    LOL! You guys are all Cray Cray! I love it. ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutbait View Post
    I need your opinion/help. Really need your advice for a serious problem.

    I have suspected for some time now that the wife {putting it kindly} has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot. I try to Stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight, I hid behind the boat, when she came home she got out of some guys car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on, It was at that moment while crouched behind the boat I noticed a hairline crack In the outboard mounting bracket, Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
    Who has been servicing/lubing her lower unit? I bet he's the one that cracked her!

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    Replace her with a dog.

    Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

    2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name..

    3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.

    4. Dogs' parents never visit.

    5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

    6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

    7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.

    8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

    9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"

    10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.

    11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.

    13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick 'em.

    14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on them, without calling you a pervert.

    15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.

    And last, but not least:

    16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.

    To verify these statements:
    Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
    Then open the door and observe which one is happy to see you

    Have a great weekend all.

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    Your funny i like that and that was me your wife was with

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