Marriage advice for the newly married FNN members

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.



Henny Youngman

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"Hey honey," said a husband to his wife, “I invited my best friend for dinner.”

"WHAT!? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. "The house is a mess, I'm in a bad mood, I look fat and ugly, I haven’t been shopping, and there's no way in hell I'm going to prepare any meal.”

"I know that,” the husband replied.

“So why in hell did you invite him then”? She asked.

“Because the idiot's thinking about getting married.”