Quote Originally Posted by DEVOREFLYER View Post
Naw quagga it was nothin’ like that. Ya see the three of us had been out feeshin’ and stopped off at the “Good Luck Bar & Grill” for a couple of tall cool ones. It’s the place where the Bako Boy’s go to pick up those loose Oildale chicks. Anyhow I digress. We were settlin’ up our bets (first feesh, biggest feesh, most feesh) something you would know little about. It was when Cutbait came out of the men’s room and said someone was in bad shape, huggin’ the porcelain fixture and yellin’ for Ralph and Earl. Seems that the person had eaten a bad oyster and that’s when your name came up. We all had a good laugh settled up our bets and finished our brews. The bar keep bought us the last round as he said he had not had such a good laugh in a long time. You seem to be a legend there and not in a good way if ya know what I mean.


Thread reads like a 7th grade class project......