Originally Posted by
Rooster
For you Half time entertainment :
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to Anaheim Lake looking for a job.
The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.
"How many sales did you make today?"
The young man replied without hesitating, "One."
The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 200 to 300 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"
The kid said, "$1,237.64."
The boss said, "$1,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"
the kid said, "First I sold him a pack of Lip Ripperz Jigs.
Then I sold him a pack of Lip Ripperz worms.
Then I sold him a Lip Ripperz Z Spoon.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him what part of the lake was he going to fish and he said down at the inlet, so I told him he was gonna need a float tube, so we went down to the tube department and I sold him that prowler.
Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a pack of jigs and you sold all those items?" "No sir, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"