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Thread: 2011 Tax Return Questioned ?

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    Default 2011 Tax Return Questioned ?

    I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.

    It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

    I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

    I KEEP ASKING MYSELF...

    ... WHO DID I MISS???


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    LOL!!! Too funny DR....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SewerRat View Post
    It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
    You missed the mentally handicapped person in your mirror.

    That's okay though - if it ever goes to trial, you can claim diminished capacity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Quagga View Post
    missed you.
    Miss you too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DockRat View Post
    I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.

    It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

    I replied: .....42 million unemployed people on food stamps, ....

    ... WHO DID I MISS???

    Quote Originally Posted by DockRat View Post
    Yes, Broke my ankle mid August 2011....Had my EBT card for 6 months.
    Apparently you didn't miss yourself!

    You get 1 RainMan outta 5 for this one. Perhaps you should double check that you're not one of the people that you are blaming for our problems.

    /

    Broken ankle?! Put some ice on it and go back out there and keep working, SR! I suffer from degenerative disk disease and still manage to get to work, even in crutches!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkShadow View Post


    Apparently you didn't miss yourself!

    Perhaps you should double check that you're not one of the people that you are blaming for our problems.

    Broken ankle?! Put some ice on it and go back out there and keep working, SR! I suffer from degenerative disk disease and still manage to get to work, even in crutches!
    Lol

    Yah OK ? Go to work with a broken Fibula (leg bone) and a ankle swelled up like a cantaloupe. A month later the Doctor told it would need pins. Went to a specialist and was told to stay off of it and no pins needed. Paid into SDI 30+ years and never used it. Sorry to hear about your back.

    Save your water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SewerRat View Post
    Lol

    Yah OK ? Go to work with a broken Fibula (leg bone) and a ankle swelled up like a cantaloupe. A month later the Doctor told it would need pins. Went to a specialist and was told to stay off of it and no pins needed. Paid into SDI 30+ years and never used it.
    And yet you have no problem glibly casting other programs - including those which people pay into - in a negative light, when it suits your half-assed political agenda.

    You hypocritical buffoon.
    Last edited by Lady Quagga; 10-23-2012 at 11:10 PM.

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    Thinking of you when that joke was posted.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Quagga View Post
    And yet you have no problem glibly casting


    Lol, Some copy and paste joke and you can't handle it.
    Go no problem with a injured WORKER or a REAL Disabled, Senior, Veteran person
    collecting. Most working class folks have a problem with the lazy or non motivated
    types that are working the system. There is millions of them.




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    Quote Originally Posted by DockRat View Post
    Thinking of you when that joke was posted.





    Lol, Some copy and paste joke and you can't handle it.
    Go no problem with a injured WORKER or a REAL Disabled, Senior, Veteran person
    collecting. Most working class folks have a problem with the lazy or non motivated
    types that are working the system. There is millions of them.



    So what is the answer to all those lazy and un motivated type people who work the system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by etucker1959 View Post
    So what is the answer to all those lazy and un motivated type people who work the system.

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