women who read

[i_like_big_boats]

> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
> decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
> anchors, and reads her book.

> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pul
> ls up alongside the woman
> and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> "For reading a book," she replies,
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
> woman.
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> start at any moment."
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads

[tacklejunkie]

Haha
That's totally something that would happen too.