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Thread: Need Help With a Haunting!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sansou View Post
    Your realtor did not disclose your house was built on a tilapia cemetary?

    Dude....
    I do a sage cerimony before each tilapia hunt... so, I seriously doubt that's the problem... Now, if our house was built on a chilidog cemetary... that would be a different story...

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    Quote Originally Posted by City Dad View Post
    I do a sage cerimony before each tilapia hunt... so, I seriously doubt that's the problem... Now, if our house was built on a chilidog cemetary... that would be a different story...

    That was a good one CD

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    Just go with the flow. Hauntings give a house charm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baadfish69 View Post
    Just go with the flow. Hauntings give a house charm.
    dude, you just gave me a vision… an article in Better Crypts and Mausoleums entitled “At Home with the City Spooks.” They’d have a picture of all of us basking in the sunshine of the breakfast nook and appearing amused by the blood seeping from the walls. Then they’d have another picture of me kissing my wife on the neck while she's mixing up a batch of brownies, both of us blissfully unaware of the hooded figure of death wielding his sickle behind us… and behind the hooded figure of death would be our two girls laughing as our dog lifts his leg on whizzes on death’s robe. At the end would be a picture of us relaxing on the patio (which I covered in gorgeous octagon pavers by myself) and watching an earth-bound spirit re-enact the writhing final moments of it’s mortal life when it succumbed to arsenic poisoning from eating a victrola cylinder… now that's charm!

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    How about some holy procure spread about the house?


    TD

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    Quote Originally Posted by City Dad View Post
    Okay, last night we were sitting down to dinner and one of the girls drawings we'd had taped to the wall just "fell" off... and last week my wife "lost" her car keys... only to find them in the pocket of the coat she wore the day before... my family can't live in such chaos.
    I've experienced a haunting at my house very simular to your own.

    Our ghost likes to steal socks from the dryer and appearently has a sweet tooth as well. If I have sweets in the house, they seem to dissapear in the night while I'm sleeping. I've learned to ignor it for the most part but when a door slams closed for no appearent reason that really shakes me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by City Dad View Post
    I think our house is haunted.

    What's the most effective way of exorcising spirits of the dead?

    My first instinct was to contact a priest... but I'm concerned he'd find more fault with my family and me than with the problematic ghost.

    Anyone familiar with the ins-and-outs of animal sacrifice?

    appreciate any help!

    CD
    sorry in advance for this...

    bring one_leg over and have him talk the ghost out.....
    or vent his bag, but I would try the first one, only use this when ABSOLUTELY necessary!!!


    GD

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    Quote Originally Posted by troutdog View Post
    How about some holy procure spread about the house?


    TD

    OMG!!! See, this is why I run stun past you guys! What a great idea for a business - an entire line of anti-ghost scents!!!! You know how there are special attractant formulas for different species of fish. Well, how 'bout different repellant forumulas for different species of ghosts and goblins?!?!?!?

    Garlic Power Yack for the vampires

    Silver Bullet Butter for the werwolves...

    yeah, this idea has some legs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Granny Fish View Post
    I've experienced a haunting at my house very simular to your own.

    Our ghost likes to steal socks from the dryer and appearently has a sweet tooth as well. If I have sweets in the house, they seem to dissapear in the night while I'm sleeping. I've learned to ignor it for the most part but when a door slams closed for no appearent reason that really shakes me up.
    okay, sounds like you an I have the same type of poltergeist...

    some of our ghost's favorite tricks;

    using mom's lipstick and losing the cap then wiping lipstick-smeared hands on the sofa

    taking two bites out of an apple, putting it back in the fridge

    eating at the computer desk, then touching the computer moniter with it's greasy littel fingers.

    putting glitter on the dog.

    yeah, we've got one busy other-worldly being living with us...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkShadow View Post
    Call T.A.P.S.

    I'm sure they'll find something, even if the ghost doesn't exist, and make an hour long episode out of it to pad their wallets.

    i'm a big fan and i'll admit it too...lol...I think out of about 20 cases only 1 or two they've considered it haunted...the rest are not haunted or may have something "paranormal",but not haunted...

    Hey citydad...leave a voice recorder and video camera on overnight in the most active location...then review it...maybe you'll find something???

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