Stabbing Pains?

[City Dad]

Last night I was trying to show my girls the pencil-up-the-nose trick when I was stunned to learn that the actual trick to this trick is that you don't really jab the pencil alll the way into your sinus cavity... you just fake it.

anyhow, I woke up this morning with like, the biggest headache I've ever had. What's more is that there still seems to be quite a bit of bleeding from my nose and left eye. Needless to say, I can no longer see anything out of my left eye either... but the weird thing is I'm begining to see other stuff out of my right eye... like, Shirley McLain. Also, I'm starting to get a bit dizzy

So, my question is, should I remove the pencil? Should I have it removed? And who should remove it? The dentist? My landlord?

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[CraigH]

I forget - what did Homer Simpson do when he had the crayon stuck up his nose?

[CASTAWAY]

Do not remove it.

[sansou]

City Dad,

I hold a doctorate, which my megalomaniacal propensities convinces me is close enough to a medical doctor's degree....so here is my differential diagnosis to your sinus pain, bleeding and headache:

- Excessive Balboa Lake tilapia consumption. (and when I mean
excessive, I mean once is too much in a lifetime.)

The fact you had a #2 pencil up your schnoz is just a red herring. I'm sorry to say, but the root of the problem are them tasty tilapia.

[DarkShadow]

I forget - what did Homer Simpson do when he had the crayon stuck up his nose?

He had the doctor's who originally found it remove it.

Then after he found out that ignorance is in fact, bliss, he had Dr Moe Szyslak re-insert it, a procedure Moe called the ole 'Crayola Oblongata.'

[tpfishnfool]

Make a statement.. Leave it alone. Over time it will become part of your personal demenor.
Plus then we can all pick you out of a crowd.

[CraigH]

He had the doctor's who originally found it remove it.

Then after he found out that ignorance is in fact, bliss, he had Dr Moe Szyslak re-insert it, a procedure Moe called the ole 'Crayola Oblongata.'

Thats right, thanks. I haven't seen that episode in many years and didn't remember the outcome. If Homer had the crayon reinserted I say why remove the pencil in the first place? If you can't trust Homer Simpson and Dr Moe Szyslak for your medical advice, who can you trust?

[DarkShadow]

If you can't trust Homer Simpson and Dr Moe Szyslak for your medical advice, who can you trust?

I'd definitely give Dr. Nick a call for a 2nd opinion though....

[one_leg]

Was it a mechanical pencil, or a traditional wooden #2 pencil?

[olfishergal]

Graphite Poisoning!!! exchange it out for a lead pencil!