Sea lion cure

[Oz]

man we just need to herd them up like they do tuna and put a pod of killer whales or great whites...theres ya solution

[mg2969]

CHeck out the The Invasion of the 800-pound pinnipeds thread

http://fishingnetwork.net/forum4/showthread.php?t=16312

[christainmetalhead909]

shooting paint into the ocean doesn't sound like the best idea to me...

i agree, but on the subject use marbels in the wrist rocket.

[trlrtrsh67]

I need to find a source for habanero pepper balls. Anyone know where I can get them cheap?

I had some for ya a while back Alan. I was making a couple gallons of chili for a super-bowl game and after slicing up some habies I went to take a leak before washing the hands and ...well... you remember that song "great balls of fire"????!!!!!!!! No more boom-boom for me for the rest of that day LMFAO!

[one_leg]

I had some for ya a while back Alan. I was making a couple gallons of chili for a super-bowl game and after slicing up some habies I went to take a leak before washing the hands and ...well... you remember that song "great balls of fire"????!!!!!!!! No more boom-boom for me for the rest of that day LMFAO!

Admit it Rich, you just like to talk about your balls.



I think I will just stick to the paint type ones for the time being.

Next time you prepare a batch of the salsa wear some of those gloves that your neighbors the "Meth Cooks" use when dumping the Red Phosphorus on your side yard after you go to work.



Maybe one of those Star Trek toy phasers would work with some Necco Wafers?
They'd be water soluble and awfully tasty too.

[DrewRanch]

shooting paint into the ocean doesn't sound like the best idea to me...

Paintballs are actually biodegradable. They have a dyed soap inside...

[soskunked]

Says right here http://www.nwr.noaa.gov/Marine-Mamma...-Pinnipeds.pdf you can use a slingshot. It even shows a picture of a wrist roccket. Wrist rockets are incredibly accurate but should be used with caution. I was aiming for the back half and usually, with their tail underwater, just the splash was enough to discourage them.

[soskunked]

I am 99.9 % sure you can go to jail and be fined if you get caught doing that to a Sea Lion. They are protected. Same with the brown Pelican

Just to clarify the Stellar Sea Lion is listed on the ESA (endangered species act) and the California Sea Lion and Pacific Harbor Seal are not. The Stellar Sea Lion range only reaches as far south as Ano Neuvo Island off Central CA so everything down in SoCal is a Calif Sea Lion. Not endangered.

[Stormcrow]

I sure hope some government law enforcement officer doesn't read this...

Why is that?

[Stormcrow]

Paintballs are actually biodegradable. They have a dyed soap inside...

Actually, paintballs are made of a dyed Fish-oil. Biodegradeable yes, freezing them is dangerous though. Any cheap marker works well enough at 300fps without having to freeze paintballs.

If you freeze paintballs you may cause a break in the sealion's blubber layer which might expose it to infection.

Nobody should be that stupid.