Muggery and thuggery ... ice hockey on the parquet floor

Here's what all the east coast, crowded, congested people call Boston's great "defense" ... "playoff basketball" (not to be confused with what the real game is intended to be ... not to use the finess and skills of our bigs ... but rather push and shove like it's been since the "bad boys" day of Detroit Pistons

The C's will bring the game down to their level and then hope to beat us with some outside shooting. Rondo's the only one worth admiring ... except maybe Robinson off the bench. The front line is made up of an old man ... and illiterate thug ... and an overweight players is spandex basketball shorts who's afraid to get in shape.

WHEW! now i'm ready for the series ....