You forgot Atheist.
(Although, I don't know how one can be both affiliated with Islam AND be an Atheist, AND attend a Christian church but who cares, right?)
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Now you're cookin'. What about "Democrats would like you to stick you your guns... just kidding! You're not allowed to have guns... unless you're Eric Holder of course!!!" or "Democrats would like you to stick to your guns... but you mustn't point them at that illegal alien breaking into your house!!!"
Mit Romney and the GOP want to know what's wrong with bein' sexy?
What fascinates me most about the Tea Party is the guy in the eighteenth century costume. I mean, here's a guy who is deadly serious about the catastrophe our country is headed for and he prepares for battle by slipping into a pair of knickers, a frilly shirt and a wig. Utterly amazing.
Do you think he looks in the mirror as he's getting dressed? He must! I'll bet he's talking to himself too - "Who do you think you're looking at? You looking at me?"
If nobody ends up in the hospital with a self-inflicted musket ball wound this election, I'm going to be very disappointed.