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etucker1959
05-29-2015, 11:38 PM
To some there is no difference, they both should be used in the same manner. To cover up and conceal to other men, something that might get them excited. (for those who may not know what a Berka is, it's the head to toe garment that some Arabic men make their women wear in public) Have you ever noticed that any fishing videos posted on FNN will almost always get the infamous line, "YOUR SHOWING TOO MUCH ON A PUBLIC FORUM!!!!" The same way some Arabic men feel about their women being seen in public. If you would now try to tell Western women to cover up or dress more modestly what do you think their response would be???? My best guess is, "to kiss my ARSE!!!!" Yet on a fishing web site, there is almost always criticism giving out on any fishing Video posted on here. Why is that???? The first response most likely giving is, "the Bucket fishermen are patrolling FNN looking for hot tips to descend on any lake that is producing!!!!" I hate to break it to you, "that's just not true!!!!!" Why can I say that??? "I conducted my own experiment on that very subject." I myself here on FNN reported in real time, that there is a wide open catfish bite going on in a FREE Lake and come on down and get some!!!!! If that's not enough to get a bucket fishermen excited I don't know what is. The end result was nobody showed up!!! I conducted this same experiment 6 times and only 1 time a single couple showed up. I wasn't reporting I was catching 2-3 catfish a day but 50-100 a day. Yet no one showed up!!!!!! So that argument is worthless!!!! What else you got!!!!!! Paranoia, selfishness, small ego that better fishermen are going to show up and out fish you or just some other psychological reason or maybe, "I just can't handle it." Have you ever noticed that a topless bar will serve you alcohol. Yet a full nude bar won't!!! You know why??? Some men just can't handle seeing it all with alcohol in their system. The same way with a fishing video!!! "SOME MEN JUST CAN'T HANDLE SEEING IT ALL!!!!"

DockRat
05-31-2015, 05:46 AM
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Stinkbait
05-31-2015, 11:05 AM
Well in the surf it appears much different. A hole or good trench that is biting gets wiped out in a week if a beach and lifeguard tower are posted in a pic. I have seen it many times.

Additionally, on a slightly different note when someone reports a specific bait is biting for LMB, you see everyone and their mother throwing it putting the fishery under great pressure and shutting it down. That is why a lot of us will say reaction bait vs. saying specifically a blade or crankbait bite.

etucker1959
05-31-2015, 11:46 AM
Well in the surf it appears much different. A hole or good trench that is biting gets wiped out in a week if a beach and lifeguard tower are posted in a pic. I have seen it many times.

Additionally, on a slightly different note when someone reports a specific bait is biting for LMB, you see everyone and their mother throwing it putting the fishery under great pressure and shutting it down. That is why a lot of us will say reaction bait vs. saying specifically a blade or crankbait bite.
Just a fishing statement in general, fishing changes on a day by day basis. Post a video a month later, those fish have moved on to something else!!

FNN doesn't have the influence people think it does. The one that has the most and nobody even talks about here is Western Outdoor News!!!! (most people brag when they get their picture in there) They have a 100 times the followers of FNN and they blow up hundreds of spots every week. Yet those spots survive!!!! FNN is a good news bad news story. It allows EVERYONE to state their opinion. (which is a good thing) However, it does expose peoples weakness. Such as Paranoia, jealousy's, selfness or just their plain insecurities in general. When someone takes the time to write a good fish report with pictures and Videos they should be thanked by everyone for their efforts. Not spending their time defending their report. If you got a problem with someone report, start a thread bringing up WHATEVER issue you got. That what I did we this thread, instead of attacking the hater's. (It was tempting though) lol OR just keep your insecurities to yourself.

hookdfisherman
05-31-2015, 12:44 PM
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To some there is no difference, they both should be used in the same manner. To cover up and conceal to other men, something that might get them excited. (for those who may not know what a Berka is, it's the head to toe garment that some Arabic men make their women wear in public) Have you ever noticed that any fishing videos posted on FNN will almost always get the infamous line, "YOUR SHOWING TOO MUCH ON A PUBLIC FORUM!!!!" The same way some Arabic men feel about their women being seen in public. If you would now try to tell Western women to cover up or dress more modestly what do you think their response would be???? My best guess is, "to kiss my ARSE!!!!" Yet on a fishing web site, there is almost always criticism giving out on any fishing Video posted on here. Why is that???? The first response most likely giving is, "the Bucket fishermen are patrolling FNN looking for hot tips to descend on any lake that is producing!!!!" I hate to break it to you, "that's just not true!!!!!" Why can I say that??? "I conducted my own experiment on that very subject." I myself here on FNN reported in real time, that there is a wide open catfish bite going on in a FREE Lake and come on down and get some!!!!! If that's not enough to get a bucket fishermen excited I don't know what is. The end result was nobody showed up!!! I conducted this same experiment 6 times and only 1 time a single couple showed up. I wasn't reporting I was catching 2-3 catfish a day but 50-100 a day. Yet no one showed up!!!!!! So that argument is worthless!!!! What else you got!!!!!! Paranoia, selfishness, small ego that better fishermen are going to show up and out fish you or just some other psychological reason or maybe, "I just can't handle it." Have you ever noticed that a topless bar will serve you alcohol. Yet a full nude bar won't!!! You know why??? Some men just can't handle seeing it all with alcohol in their system. The same way with a fishing video!!! "SOME MEN JUST CAN'T HANDLE SEEING IT ALL!!!!"



lol pucker boy




nah won awn heaahh beleeves ya an all ya cwap anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!




silly wabbit




50-100 cats outta la mirada? foolishness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you ain't that gooda fisherman!!!!!!!!!!!


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???????????


lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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etucker1959
05-31-2015, 01:00 PM
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lol pucker boy




nah won awn heaahh beleeves ya an all ya cwap anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!




silly wabbit




50-100 cats outta la mirada? foolishness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you ain't that gooda fisherman!!!!!!!!!!!


!!!!!!!!!!!

???????????


lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Foolish mortal, "I AM THAT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hookdfisherman
05-31-2015, 01:32 PM
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ok.
























btw,

















you forgot: logical, empirical, smartical, scientifical, along with goodical.


whew, pure genius(ical).



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trail blazer
05-31-2015, 03:31 PM
I just want to know what happened, ,we missed you on friday,could used your help at save on tackle.

Trail blazer

etucker1959
05-31-2015, 06:47 PM
I just want to know what happened, ,we missed you on friday,could used your help at save on tackle.

Trail blazer
I got Greedy and went on another boat and paid the ultimate price!!!!! A big fat ZERO was my tally for the day!!!!! 2 fish the day before on the Southern Cal didn't look all that promising, instead I jumped on a Boat that caught 83 Yellowtail on Thursday. But alas, I should have stuck to my guns and fished with you guys. I might have been a Hero instead I was just a Zero!!!!!!

cutbait
05-31-2015, 06:56 PM
I got Greedy and went on another boat and paid the ultimate price!!!!! A big fat ZERO was my tally for the day!!!!! 2 fish the day before on the Southern Cal didn't look all that promising, instead I jumped on a Boat that caught 83 Yellowtail on Thursday. But alas, I should have stuck to my guns and fished with you guys. I might have been a Hero instead I was just a Zero!!!!!!
Wait till you see our report

DEVOREFLYER
05-31-2015, 07:06 PM
Wait till you see our report

Don't do it, make him guess.....lol

etucker1959
05-31-2015, 07:25 PM
Don't do it, make him guess.....lol
Let me guess. Between the 3 of you, I'll bet you caught 2 Yellowtail on the Southern Cal and A nice big BFT on the Toro!!!!!!

trail blazer
05-31-2015, 08:52 PM
Lets just say for the moment,, The fish report was just one of MANY success stories over the last couple days,,,

TRAIL BLAZER

DarkShadow
05-31-2015, 09:31 PM
To some there is no difference, they both should be used in the same manner. To cover up and conceal to other men, something that might get them excited. (for those who may not know what a Berka is, it's the head to toe garment that some Arabic men make their women wear in public) Have you ever noticed that any fishing videos posted on FNN will almost always get the infamous line, "YOUR SHOWING TOO MUCH ON A PUBLIC FORUM!!!!" The same way some Arabic men feel about their women being seen in public. If you would now try to tell Western women to cover up or dress more modestly what do you think their response would be???? My best guess is, "to kiss my ARSE!!!!" Yet on a fishing web site, there is almost always criticism giving out on any fishing Video posted on here. Why is that???? The first response most likely giving is, "the Bucket fishermen are patrolling FNN looking for hot tips to descend on any lake that is producing!!!!" I hate to break it to you, "that's just not true!!!!!" Why can I say that??? "I conducted my own experiment on that very subject." I myself here on FNN reported in real time, that there is a wide open catfish bite going on in a FREE Lake and come on down and get some!!!!! If that's not enough to get a bucket fishermen excited I don't know what is. The end result was nobody showed up!!! I conducted this same experiment 6 times and only 1 time a single couple showed up. I wasn't reporting I was catching 2-3 catfish a day but 50-100 a day. Yet no one showed up!!!!!! So that argument is worthless!!!! What else you got!!!!!! Paranoia, selfishness, small ego that better fishermen are going to show up and out fish you or just some other psychological reason or maybe, "I just can't handle it." Have you ever noticed that a topless bar will serve you alcohol. Yet a full nude bar won't!!! You know why??? Some men just can't handle seeing it all with alcohol in their system. The same way with a fishing video!!! "SOME MEN JUST CAN'T HANDLE SEEING IT ALL!!!!"

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etucker1959
06-01-2015, 01:59 AM
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I like that!!!!!! Thanks DS!!!!!!!!

DarkShadow
06-01-2015, 09:13 AM
I like that!!!!!! Thanks DS!!!!!!!!

No, thank you, etucker, for yet another enlightening post.

DarkShadow
06-02-2015, 03:34 PM
To some there is no difference, they both should be used in the same manner. To cover up and conceal to other men, something that might get them excited. (for those who may not know what a Berka is, it's the head to toe garment that some Arabic men make their women wear in public)

You know, for one, it's "Burka" or "Burqa." Not Berka. Now, if you're going to have your thesis statement compare two things, it always helps to be wise and make sure you know how to spell the items you are comparing. Just saying.


Have you ever noticed that any fishing videos posted on FNN will almost always get the infamous line, "YOUR SHOWING TOO MUCH ON A PUBLIC FORUM!!!!"

No, but I've always wondered, "How on earth can someone actually compare fishing videos to an item comprised of some other culture's dress code. But, wait, here it comes!:


The same way some Arabic men feel about their women being seen in public.

No, I'd never equate someone posting a video to someone wearing a Burka, but go on:


If you would now try to tell Western women to cover up or dress more modestly what do you think their response would be???? My best guess is, "to kiss my ARSE!!!!"

USA! USA!

Now, how does some other culture's dress code have to do anything with a fishing video?


Yet on a fishing web site, there is almost always criticism giving out on any fishing Video posted on here. Why is that???? The first response most likely giving is, "the Bucket fishermen are patrolling FNN looking for hot tips to descend on any lake that is producing!!!!"

No, the criticism that usually occurs is when the poster tells people to make sure sensitive areas are well taken care of or how they're hitting a super secret "Ninja" spot that nobody knows of, but then go ahead and post their report on a message board (and their blog) where 20 million locals have access to. This isn't rural Wyoming where the population doesn't exceed the amount of sheep, and divulging a hot bite on a certain waterway through a report will not receive an influx of pressure simply because a report was posted. But, in your testing, I'm sure you took into consideration that we live in Southern California?


I hate to break it to you, "that's just not true!!!!!" Why can I say that??? "I conducted my own experiment on that very subject."

Christ, this should be good.


I myself here on FNN reported in real time, that there is a wide open catfish bite going on in a FREE Lake and come on down and get some!!!!!

You yourself, huh? Must be mighty awesome to know that the entire basis of analysis for this hugely populated metropolis can be analyzed by your simple testings. But go on....


If that's not enough to get a bucket fishermen excited I don't know what is. The end result was nobody showed up!!! I conducted this same experiment 6 times and only 1 time a single couple showed up. I wasn't reporting I was catching 2-3 catfish a day but 50-100 a day. Yet no one showed up!!!!!! So that argument is worthless!!!!

I figured I wouldn't even delve into this astute analysis, but eTucker, did you take a logistics, or statistical course at a higher level? If so, did they teach you about sample sizes and sample items? Are you assuming all lurkers want to catch hatchery raised catfish at your specific local cement pond? (Hint: You did)


What else you got!!!!!!

Jeez, where to start. Well, I'm still wondering how your 6 tests suddenly determines the entire pattern for "bucket fisherman" in such a huge sample area. 6 tests, for 1 species, at 1 park? Now that's some analysis Nielsen cannot argue with.


Paranoia, selfishness, small ego that better fishermen are going to show up and out fish you or just some other psychological reason or maybe, "I just can't handle it."

Wow, and you also majored in Psychology? Next thing I'm gonna hear is you trying to compare fishing videos to a strip club.


Have you ever noticed that a topless bar will serve you alcohol. Yet a full nude bar won't!!! You know why??? Some men just can't handle seeing it all with alcohol in their system. The same way with a fishing video!!! "SOME MEN JUST CAN'T HANDLE SEEING IT ALL!!!!"

And I don't even have to write anything in regards to your last statement to sum up this awesome post.

Thank you again, eTucker. You have enlightened everyone. Thank you for your testing and contributions to analyzing fishing patterns in the southern part of our state. Although, while we enjoy your testing and analysis here, I personally would rather you post pictures of the yellowtail you caught in your last outing, than try to claim that the 6 fake posts you made didn't attract any lurkers, thus no lurkers lurk this message board.

TroutOnly
06-02-2015, 04:22 PM
I hate to break it to you ,but how many fish reports have you put up since you have been here with pics as proof of the trip. many info outlets watch this site and many more for the guys who post up all the time and who do well .and if you don't think there isn't an army of the bucket brigade then you have been living in dream land .but some on here bloviate and that steymies there credibility as a reliable info source. most people out there just want to know if a type of fish is active at a certain body of water ,the intitled mindset wants everything on a silver platter or they get angry.i had two guys thank me yesterday for my reports of activity and the videos I do with my pal cory and they gave me room to fish with my client others follow me around to find where the bite is including other guides ,its one thing to hand someone a rod and say catch and for them to actually do it..............

hookdfisherman
06-02-2015, 04:47 PM
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You know, for one, it's "Burka" or "Burqa." Not Berka. Now, if you're going to have your thesis statement compare two things, it always helps to be wise and make sure you know how to spell the items you are comparing. Just saying.



No, but I've always wondered, "How on earth can someone actually compare fishing videos to an item comprised of some other culture's dress code. But, wait, here it comes!:



No, I'd never equate someone posting a video to someone wearing a Burka, but go on:



USA! USA!

Now, how does some other culture's dress code have to do anything with a fishing video?



No, the criticism that usually occurs is when the poster tells people to make sure sensitive areas are well taken care of or how they're hitting a super secret "Ninja" spot that nobody knows of, but then go ahead and post their report on a message board (and their blog) where 20 million locals have access to. This isn't rural Wyoming where the population doesn't exceed the amount of sheep, and divulging a hot bite on a certain waterway through a report will not receive an influx of pressure simply because a report was posted. But, in your testing, I'm sure you took into consideration that we live in Southern California?



Christ, this should be good.



You yourself, huh? Must be mighty awesome to know that the entire basis of analysis for this hugely populated metropolis can be analyzed by your simple testings. But go on....



I figured I wouldn't even delve into this astute analysis, but eTucker, did you take a logistics, or statistical course at a higher level? If so, did they teach you about sample sizes and sample items? Are you assuming all lurkers want to catch hatchery raised catfish at your specific local cement pond? (Hint: You did)



Jeez, where to start. Well, I'm still wondering how your 6 tests suddenly determines the entire pattern for "bucket fisherman" in such a huge sample area. 6 tests, for 1 species, at 1 park? Now that's some analysis Nielsen cannot argue with.



Wow, and you also majored in Psychology? Next thing I'm gonna hear is you trying to compare fishing videos to a strip club.



And I don't even have to write anything in regards to your last statement to sum up this awesome post.

Thank you again, eTucker. You have enlightened everyone. Thank you for your testing and contributions to analyzing fishing patterns in the southern part of our state. Although, while we enjoy your testing and analysis here, I personally would rather you post pictures of the yellowtail you caught in your last outing, than try to claim that the 6 fake posts you made didn't attract any lurkers, thus no lurkers lurk this message board.






wait ds!

let's do the math!!!!!!!



Let's say I "handle" business 6 times with a girl in a berrrrrrka.

One of those times: at the (named) park where there are 50-100 catfish pucker tucker tested his theory on; cuz he IS that good.

The others at strip clubs or any other park of your choice (cuz we're not really sure where the other experiments took take place, right?)

It costs $35 dollars, cover charge for the club, but remember it's free at most city parks (though not always!!!!!!!)

no wait, let's only do pay lakes cuz epucker has a lot of cash to blow (money is not an issue for him) lol.



so, ($35*X)+(approx. $45*Y)+($0x1 (la mirada))=?????

ok la mirada = $0


cuz 0* anything = 0


and...








oh snap!

puck, I need some of your mathdumbmatical prowess here... I get's stuck in the more complicated anaylsis of blowing up a local water by showing background skin in mahhh videos.

but I'm guessing by your genius, it's ok to show where all da little fishys live, so NEVERMIND!



and why does cost matter anyway? lol what a bunch o bass ackward thinking was i thinking i was thinkin????







Really, no one shows up at any fishing places I've ever been, not one person ever! Post away I say, ALL FISHING SPOTS IN CAL ARE SO SECRET, no one knows about any of 'em, how's that for a theory?






btw, puck, was the DISTn normal in your analysis? ummm I'm guessing, probably not.








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etucker1959
06-02-2015, 09:31 PM
You know, for one, it's "Burka" or "Burqa." Not Berka. Now, if you're going to have your thesis statement compare two things, it always helps to be wise and make sure you know how to spell the items you are comparing. Just saying.



No, but I've always wondered, "How on earth can someone actually compare fishing videos to an item comprised of some other culture's dress code. But, wait, here it comes!:



No, I'd never equate someone posting a video to someone wearing a Burka, but go on:



USA! USA!

Now, how does some other culture's dress code have to do anything with a fishing video?



No, the criticism that usually occurs is when the poster tells people to make sure sensitive areas are well taken care of or how they're hitting a super secret "Ninja" spot that nobody knows of, but then go ahead and post their report on a message board (and their blog) where 20 million locals have access to. This isn't rural Wyoming where the population doesn't exceed the amount of sheep, and divulging a hot bite on a certain waterway through a report will not receive an influx of pressure simply because a report was posted. But, in your testing, I'm sure you took into consideration that we live in Southern California?



Christ, this should be good.



You yourself, huh? Must be mighty awesome to know that the entire basis of analysis for this hugely populated metropolis can be analyzed by your simple testings. But go on....



I figured I wouldn't even delve into this astute analysis, but eTucker, did you take a logistics, or statistical course at a higher level? If so, did they teach you about sample sizes and sample items? Are you assuming all lurkers want to catch hatchery raised catfish at your specific local cement pond? (Hint: You did)



Jeez, where to start. Well, I'm still wondering how your 6 tests suddenly determines the entire pattern for "bucket fisherman" in such a huge sample area. 6 tests, for 1 species, at 1 park? Now that's some analysis Nielsen cannot argue with.



Wow, and you also majored in Psychology? Next thing I'm gonna hear is you trying to compare fishing videos to a strip club.



And I don't even have to write anything in regards to your last statement to sum up this awesome post.

Thank you again, eTucker. You have enlightened everyone. Thank you for your testing and contributions to analyzing fishing patterns in the southern part of our state. Although, while we enjoy your testing and analysis here, I personally would rather you post pictures of the yellowtail you caught in your last outing, than try to claim that the 6 fake posts you made didn't attract any lurkers, thus no lurkers lurk this message board.
At first I thought Lady Q responded by the way it was all broken down. I could argue my half arse points but I won't. I meant them to be entertaining while still be trying to make a point. The big point I was trying to make that this is a fishing web site. Yet the rarest thing on here are fish reports. Strange isn't it!!!!! Just to show you how ridicules that really is, suppose this was a luxury car website. Who would read a luxury car website if they never actually talk about whole cars just parts of a car. (see my point) It's easy to understand why nobody but the brave few (me included) actually write fish reports with all the negative criticism that so many of them draw.

I do want to talk about why I write fish reports without pictures. I'm trying to write a fish report with more detail then most (without pictures) to let the readers imagination take over. (novel concept) In today society it's all about bling and someone just showing you something and say here it is!!! I'll give you another example of what I'm talking about. (no strip club metaphors in this one) lol I'm 55 years old, when I was in elementary school my teachers use to read us classic childrens story's after lunch with no pictures. I still remember a couple of them, James and the giant peach and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The whole purpose was for the children to imagine in their minds the events. No two children would imagine it the same way. Now a days they would probably just show you the movie and everyone would see the same thing, as Hollywood would want you to see it. I wrote one of my famous Yellowtail story's in March about catching them in a down pour, it included hail and a waterspout. (no pictures) One of the most respected members of this board (trolly) commented by using his imagination that he wanted to put on his rain gear in his house. (pictures just wouldn't do that) You love to acuse me of being Buzz Kilington. lol Well today I'm going to acuse you of being Buzz. I just got off of the Enterprise (sportboat) today and we caught 5 Yellowtail between Glenn and myself. I was going to write this nice fish report about the adventure (without pictures) but now you killed my Buzz and I don't feel like doing it. lol

hookdfisherman
06-02-2015, 10:17 PM
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At first I thought Lady Q responded by the way it was all broken down. I could argue my half arse points but I won't. I meant them to be entertaining while still be trying to make a point. The big point I was trying to make that this is a fishing web site. Yet the rarest thing on here are fish reports. Strange isn't it!!!!! Just to show you how ridicules that really is, suppose this was a luxury car website. Who would read a luxury car website if they never actually talk about whole cars just parts of a car. (see my point) It's easy to understand why nobody but the brave few (me included) actually write fish reports with all the negative criticism that so many of them draw.

I do want to talk about why I write fish reports without pictures. I'm trying to write a fish report with more detail then most (without pictures) to let the readers imagination take over. (novel concept) In today society it's all about bling and someone just showing you something and say here it is!!! I'll give you another example of what I'm talking about. (no strip club metaphors in this one) lol I'm 55 years old, when I was in elementary school my teachers use to read us classic childrens story's after lunch with no pictures. I still remember a couple of them, James and the giant peach and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The whole purpose was for the children to imagine in their minds the events. No two children would imagine it the same way. Now a days they would probably just show you the movie and everyone would see the same thing, as Hollywood would want you to see it. I wrote one of my famous Yellowtail story's in March about catching them in a down pour, it included hail and a waterspout. (no pictures) One of the most respected members of this board (trolly) commented by using his imagination that he wanted to put on his rain gear in his house. (pictures just wouldn't do that) You love to acuse me of being Buzz Klington. Well today DS I'm going to acuse you of being Buzz. I just got off of the Enterprise (sportboat) today and we caught 5 Yellowtail between Glenn and myself. I was going to write this nice fish report about the adventure (without pictures) but now you killed my Buzz and I don't feel like doing it. lol




well, do you see the name by the post?? near the beginning?????

that's how you tell who wrote it.





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etucker1959
06-02-2015, 10:38 PM
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well, do you see the name by the post?? near the beginning?????

that's how you tell who wrote it.





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So what are you trying to say???? Lady Q hacked DS account and is being an imposter. If that's the case my apology's to DS. I wasn't really mad. lol

hookdfisherman
06-02-2015, 11:54 PM
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So what are you trying to say???? Lady Q hacked DS account and is being an imposter. If that's the case my apology's to DS. I wasn't really mad. lol






* i thought you were tired mr re-edit, is this supposed to be more humorous than your original post????? lol






not really trying to say anything,,,,, what are you mad about?????




try to remember pucker tuck, i don't share knowledge, sorry.

besides, you're so good at essplainin' things, i can't wait for your next spewing of expert knowledge (that car website essplaination, it's classic!)


btw, you were all over the board with all of your last essplainations; get some rest, gather all those whimsical thoughts bouncing around in your noggin and re-write them into your more usual scientifical dissertations in the morning!

I'll try to re-read them when they make more sense!!!!! LOL!!!!!





Ohhh Lucy, Ricky says: "muchas gracias y buenos nachos con jalapenos! Get sus bongos ready, I's comin to bed!!!!!".


please don't tell me you're not married either! please don't. lol






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etucker1959
06-04-2015, 08:26 AM
You know, for one, it's "Burka" or "Burqa." Not Berka. Now, if you're going to have your thesis statement compare two things, it always helps to be wise and make sure you know how to spell the items you are comparing. Just saying.



No, but I've always wondered, "How on earth can someone actually compare fishing videos to an item comprised of some other culture's dress code. But, wait, here it comes!:



No, I'd never equate someone posting a video to someone wearing a Burka, but go on:



USA! USA!

Now, how does some other culture's dress code have to do anything with a fishing video?



No, the criticism that usually occurs is when the poster tells people to make sure sensitive areas are well taken care of or how they're hitting a super secret "Ninja" spot that nobody knows of, but then go ahead and post their report on a message board (and their blog) where 20 million locals have access to. This isn't rural Wyoming where the population doesn't exceed the amount of sheep, and divulging a hot bite on a certain waterway through a report will not receive an influx of pressure simply because a report was posted. But, in your testing, I'm sure you took into consideration that we live in Southern California?



Christ, this should be good.



You yourself, huh? Must be mighty awesome to know that the entire basis of analysis for this hugely populated metropolis can be analyzed by your simple testings. But go on....



I figured I wouldn't even delve into this astute analysis, but eTucker, did you take a logistics, or statistical course at a higher level? If so, did they teach you about sample sizes and sample items? Are you assuming all lurkers want to catch hatchery raised catfish at your specific local cement pond? (Hint: You did)



Jeez, where to start. Well, I'm still wondering how your 6 tests suddenly determines the entire pattern for "bucket fisherman" in such a huge sample area. 6 tests, for 1 species, at 1 park? Now that's some analysis Nielsen cannot argue with.



Wow, and you also majored in Psychology? Next thing I'm gonna hear is you trying to compare fishing videos to a strip club.



And I don't even have to write anything in regards to your last statement to sum up this awesome post.

Thank you again, eTucker. You have enlightened everyone. Thank you for your testing and contributions to analyzing fishing patterns in the southern part of our state. Although, while we enjoy your testing and analysis here, I personally would rather you post pictures of the yellowtail you caught in your last outing, than try to claim that the 6 fake posts you made didn't attract any lurkers, thus no lurkers lurk this message board.
Thanks DS for giving me soooo much ammunition to respond too. When I write anything even in jest, I have some bases of logic I draw upon. So when ever I get bored on FNN I can now go to your response and pick any one of your comments and have some fun with it. I'll just pick an easy one today so everyone will get the idea of what I'm doing. Thanks again for giving me a smorgasbord of responses to pick from.

HOW DOES A BURKA AND A FISHING VIDEO COMPARE TO EACH OTHER????

Let me first address my miss spelling of the word Burka. Unlike other's (Dev for example) I never reprint someone else's articles or idea's. Everything I write comes from my brain spontaneously, I never look things up, "I either know it or I don't!!!!!" I've heard the word Burka used my times, so I spelled it as it sounds. Sorry for not taking the time to look it up, (I think people call that being anal) for picking on the little things without looking at the big picture. lol Spontaneous oral arguments is what I do best!!!! (In a debate I'm KILLER) I think I said enough on spelling!!!!!

Let's get back to how you can compare a Burka to a fishing video. When a women wears a Burka and a Veil, the only visible parts of her you can see is her eyes. If it wasn't for the needs of her eyes to see, "I think they would have covered them up too." The Burka is always colored black, in other words they are really trying to make the women appear to be invisible to other men. Some people believe their favorite fishing hole should also appear to the rest of the world to be invisible!!!!!! In no way shape or form should a video ever be made of their favorite fishing hole. Now back to the Burka, the only people who should know what's under the Burka is the woman's family. The same goes with a fishing hole, the only ones who should know it exist is the brotherhood of the local anglers. In both cases neither of them should ever be seen by the general population.

That's the best I can do to explain comparing a Burka and people not wanting to see a video made on their favorite fishing hole. Since I don't think like a paranoid, if that explanation isn't good enough, someone who speaks both Paranoia and English should chime in. lol

seal
06-04-2015, 08:37 AM
I do want to talk about why I write fish reports without pictures. I'm trying to write a fish report with more detail then most (without pictures) to let the readers imagination take over. (novel concept) In today society it's all about bling and someone just showing you something and say here it is!!!

Holy crap we agree on something.

DarkShadow
06-04-2015, 09:21 AM
Wow, he doubled down.

Incredible.

etucker1959
06-04-2015, 12:15 PM
Wow, he doubled down.

Incredible.
You haven't seen nothing yet!!!!!!!!

DarkShadow
06-04-2015, 12:34 PM
You haven't seen nothing yet!!!!!!!!

What next?

You gonna ask us what the difference is between fishing pics and a Cheyenne war bonnet?

etucker1959
06-04-2015, 12:55 PM
What next?

You gonna ask us what the difference is between fishing pics and a Cheyenne war bonnet?
No, you brought up 6 or 7 questions in your response to my thread. I was going to address each and everyone one of them 1 or 2 at a time. Imagine if I addressed them all at the same time!!!! It would be pages long and nobody would read the whole thing. I always will stand by anything I write on here!!!!!! Everyone might not agree with me, but there is always some kind of logic behind it!!!!!

Lady Quagga
06-04-2015, 02:52 PM
You haven't seen nothing yet!!!!!!!!

That's exactly what we've seen - nothing.

And now according to your last post, we can expect three to six more posts from you of the same.

hookdfisherman
06-04-2015, 03:59 PM
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thyss iz gedding betar aind beder.

thankks evarywon foar beeing humun!!!! (to quote a famous master (de) bater).

tucker pucker, your brain is shrouded in the blackest buuurka in the western world!


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etucker1959
06-04-2015, 04:39 PM
That's exactly what we've seen - nothing.

And now according to your last post, we can expect three to six more posts from you of the same.
Now I know how HawgZY feels!!!!! The difference is "I'm outa here!!!!!!!!" Sorry Hook!!!!!!!

hookdfisherman
06-04-2015, 04:59 PM
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Now I know how HawgZy feels!!!!! The difference is "I'm outa here!!!!!!!!" Sorry Hook!!!!!!!

no. hog does have a brain. sorry back.


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etucker1959
11-07-2016, 02:27 PM
To some there is no difference, they both should be used in the same manner. To cover up and conceal to other men, something that might get them excited. (for those who may not know what a Berka is, it's the head to toe garment that some Arabic men make their women wear in public) Have you ever noticed that any fishing videos posted on FNN will almost always get the infamous line, "YOUR SHOWING TOO MUCH ON A PUBLIC FORUM!!!!" The same way some Arabic men feel about their women being seen in public. If you would now try to tell Western women to cover up or dress more modestly what do you think their response would be???? My best guess is, "to kiss my ARSE!!!!" Yet on a fishing web site, there is almost always criticism giving out on any fishing Video posted on here. Why is that???? The first response most likely giving is, "the Bucket fishermen are patrolling FNN looking for hot tips to descend on any lake that is producing!!!!" I hate to break it to you, "that's just not true!!!!!" Why can I say that??? "I conducted my own experiment on that very subject." I myself here on FNN reported in real time, that there is a wide open catfish bite going on in a FREE Lake and come on down and get some!!!!! If that's not enough to get a bucket fishermen excited I don't know what is. The end result was nobody showed up!!! I conducted this same experiment 6 times and only 1 time a single couple showed up. I wasn't reporting I was catching 2-3 catfish a day but 50-100 a day. Yet no one showed up!!!!!! So that argument is worthless!!!! What else you got!!!!!! Paranoia, selfishness, small ego that better fishermen are going to show up and out fish you or just some other psychological reason or maybe, "I just can't handle it." Have you ever noticed that a topless bar will serve you alcohol. Yet a full nude bar won't!!! You know why??? Some men just can't handle seeing it all with alcohol in their system. The same way with a fishing video!!! "SOME MEN JUST CAN'T HANDLE SEEING IT ALL!!!!"

I was reading on some other threads criticism about giving out too much information on a "FISHING WEBSITE!!!!" Well that's an old complaint around here and most of THOSE kind of negative remarks were a thing of the past. (I do keep track) Just like everything else nothing is ever 100%!!!! So like that old expression goes, "there is always 2 sides to a coin." (so here is the other side of that argument) I already started my own thread 1 1/2 years ago on that very subject. (So this is just a reprint of an old thread.) I re read it myself and thought it was clever and very entertaining, yet still pertain to the subject. (Hope you enjoy re reading about the other side of the coin, about showing too much on a fishing website.)

The original title was, "What's the difference between a Burka and a fishing video"?