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DEVOREFLYER
05-05-2015, 07:01 AM
It's that time to celebrate when two great things happen on the same day.

Taco Tuesday and

http://i.imgur.com/resKsq1.jpg

etucker1959
05-05-2015, 08:32 AM
It's that time to celebrate when two great things happen on the same day.

Taco Tuesday and

http://i.imgur.com/resKsq1.jpg
So what are we exactly celebrating and why???????

DarkShadow
05-05-2015, 09:21 AM
So what are we exactly celebrating and why???????

Mexican Independence Day, brah! Drink the worm!

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bella/drinkingcincodemayo.jpg

etucker1959
05-05-2015, 09:52 AM
Mexican Independence Day, brah! Drink the worm!

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bella/drinkingcincodemayo.jpg
Please tell me you're screwing with me??? (Mexican Independence Day, that's in Sept) Otherwise I will have to give everyone one of my famous history lessons and make everyone drink more then they were planning on doing!!!!! lol I don't want to get a bill from Seal for a new computer after he reads one my famous Buzz kill story's. Which in turn caused him to drink even more till he pucked all over his computer and ruined it!!!!!! lol

DarkShadow
05-05-2015, 10:11 AM
Mexican Independence Day, that's in Sept

Yeah?

Then why do we celebrate it on May 5th then?

DEVOREFLYER
05-05-2015, 10:25 AM
"Drinko de Mayo" I could drink to that.....lol

Lady Quagga
05-05-2015, 10:33 AM
Yeah?

Then why do we celebrate it on May 5th then?

Careful DS, you're gonna end up seeing your backing......

DarkShadow
05-05-2015, 10:55 AM
I got the authentic Mexican food ready!

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bella/nachosmexican.jpg

http://static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/taco-bell-home-originals-30049.jpg

Who's bringing the drinks!?

twin22s
05-05-2015, 10:59 AM
Cinco De Mayo is a day that mexico celebrates the victory of the Battle of Puebla against the french.
Americans just use it as an excuse to get drunk.

DEVOREFLYER
05-05-2015, 11:06 AM
Cinco De Mayo is a day that mexico celebrates the victory of the Battle of Puebla against the french.
Americans just use it as an excuse to get drunk.

Best answer yet and is most likely the truth.

Riverdale
05-05-2015, 11:37 AM
It's that time to celebrate when two great things happen on the same day.

Taco Tuesday and

http://i.imgur.com/resKsq1.jpgLOL Thanx for the laugh!!Good one!!!
P.S. Twinn22s got it right so lets drink!!!!!

City Dad
05-05-2015, 12:53 PM
It means, El Malaguena is just around the corner!

DarkShadow
05-05-2015, 02:17 PM
It means, El Malaguena is just around the corner!

I thought Memorial Day was right around the corner.

Communist slash Libtard slash Hillary supporter.

Skyler
05-06-2015, 06:56 AM
Cinco De Mayo is a day that mexico celebrates the victory of the Battle of Puebla against the french.
Americans just use it as an excuse to get drunk.

I'm Irish. I don't need an excuse to get drunk.

HawgZWylde
05-06-2015, 07:46 AM
I celebrated "Senko De Mayo", we went to a party at the aquatic casino called "Lake Z". We won big, I hit a jackpot, had a hell of a great time there and didn't use a single Senko.

As for "Cinco De Mayo"? It's just that, the 5th of May. Pre, post and spawn is on and the beginnings of the "June Gloom" weather pattern is upon us. I'm an American who doesn't drink alcohol and I don't care about a victorious Mexican battle. We Americans have much greater and bigger battles to celebrate.

But I did drink a big glass of ice water and ate a big plate of wifey's "everything on it but the sink" nachos. Good stuff and a great "Senko de mayo" day...

DEVOREFLYER
05-06-2015, 08:04 AM
Cinco de Mayo celebrating the Mexicans defeat of the French lmao. Ya gotta love it the French have lost every war but one and it was a tie. It was called the French Revolution.

HawgZWylde
05-06-2015, 09:27 AM
Cinco de Mayo celebrating the Mexicans defeat of the French lmao. Ya gotta love it the French have lost every war but one and it was a tie. It was called the French Revolution.

That's because they spend far too much time wining and dining and watching the bread and circus shows. They drink too much wine, eat to many snails and smelly cheese and smoke too much which makes them too docile and well fed to fight effectively. And here's a pic of one to prove my point;
http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag145/Hawgz_Wylde/ribbit_zps536927e5.jpg (http://s1303.photobucket.com/user/Hawgz_Wylde/media/ribbit_zps536927e5.jpg.html)

DEVOREFLYER
05-06-2015, 09:35 AM
It's a "Selfie" of etucker aka frenchy......lol

City Dad
05-06-2015, 11:57 AM
That's because they spend far too much time wining and dining and watching the bread and circus shows. They drink too much wine, eat to many snails and smelly cheese and smoke too much which makes them too docile and well fed to fight effectively. And here's a pic of one to prove my point;
http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag145/Hawgz_Wylde/ribbit_zps536927e5.jpg (http://s1303.photobucket.com/user/Hawgz_Wylde/media/ribbit_zps536927e5.jpg.html)

I call Photoshop - any nincompoop knows a tawny port goes with blue cheese...

Lady Quagga
05-06-2015, 12:04 PM
I call Photoshop - any nincompoop knows a tawny port goes with blue cheese...

Not to mention, no self-respecting Frenchman would be caught dead with a Marlboro in his mouth.

DarkShadow
05-06-2015, 02:25 PM
That's because they spend far too much time wining and dining and watching the bread and circus shows. They drink too much wine, eat to many snails and smelly cheese and smoke too much which makes them too docile and well fed to fight effectively. And here's a pic of one to prove my point.

Oooh ooh!

Do the Mexicans next!

Brent
05-07-2015, 02:58 PM
Oooh ooh!

Do the Mexicans next!

AAAAhhhhhhh Haaaaaaaaaa!
DS rules.

DarkShadow
05-07-2015, 03:36 PM
AAAAhhhhhhh Haaaaaaaaaa!
DS rules.

Somehow, I don't think we'll get an accurate Hawgz analysis of Mexicans like his previous analysis regarding all the citizens of France.

(He's got to hire someone to help with the drywall, can't burn that bridge down)

Brent
05-08-2015, 08:43 AM
Somehow, I don't think we'll get an accurate Hawgz analysis of Mexicans like his previous analysis regarding all the citizens of France.

(He's got to hire someone to help with the drywall, can't burn that bridge down)

Don't forget to ask for their 'documentation'.

HawgZWylde
05-08-2015, 09:22 AM
http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc351/sourcepb/Inspiring%20Transitions%20Graphics/carrot_zps4d7f56fc.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/sourcepb/media/Inspiring%20Transitions%20Graphics/carrot_zps4d7f56fc.jpg.html)

Missing someone there kiddos?

HawgZWylde
05-08-2015, 09:47 AM
Careful DS, you're gonna end up seeing your backing......

URANUS! I mean EUREKA!

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z45/misnthrp/13495headupbutt.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/misnthrp/media/13495headupbutt.jpg.html)

Too late to warn em Darlin'...:Shocked:

etucker1959
05-08-2015, 12:40 PM
I have to admit, that was the most cleverest exchange I've seen people do on here in awhile!!!!!!

City Dad
05-08-2015, 01:21 PM
I have to admit, that was the most cleverest exchange I've seen people do on here in awhile!!!!!!

I didn't get it...

DarkShadow
05-08-2015, 01:54 PM
URANUS! I mean EUREKA!

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z45/misnthrp/13495headupbutt.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/misnthrp/media/13495headupbutt.jpg.html)

Too late to warn em Darlin'...:Shocked:

For some strange reason, I think you maaaaay have misinterpreted LQ's message, again. But that's par for the course! I'm still waiting for your analysis though, on the Mexicans, since it seems that you have pegged down the French so easily.


I didn't get it...

Me either.

HawgZWylde
05-08-2015, 03:24 PM
For some strange reason, I think you maaaaay have misinterpreted LQ's message, again. But that's par for the course! I'm still waiting for your analysis though, on the Mexicans, since it seems that you have pegged down the French so easily.

Lol, naw I didn't misinterpret anything, I just cued in on one of your tactics and took it out of context and used it for my advantage...:Idea:



{QUOTE]Me either.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys, even etucker(aka frenchy) got it even though he's an Englishman. I guess my Scandinavian/German sense of humor doesn't click with ya eh? As for Mexicans? Why should I? But I married a Frenchwoman and my grand daughter is Latina.

Oh, and I only use American citizens to hang rock for me. Using illegal aliens is against the law and is immoral considering so many American citizens are unemployed...:!!!:

DarkShadow
05-08-2015, 04:19 PM
Lol, naw I didn't misinterpret anything, I just cued in on one of your tactics and took it out of context and used it for my advantage...:Idea:

Whatever you wanna tell yourself, Hawgzy.


Hey guys, even etucker(aka frenchy) got it even though he's an Englishman. I guess my Scandinavian/German sense of humor doesn't click with ya eh? As for Mexicans? Why should I? But I married a Frenchwoman and my grand daughter is Latina.

Hope you're not teaching your grand daughter any Spanish! Don't need people like the idiots on this thread (http://fishingnetwork.net/forum4/showthread.php?83809-Advertisements-in-Spanish) demeaning the fact she actually knows a second language.

HawgZWylde
05-08-2015, 04:50 PM
Whatever you wanna tell yourself, Hawgzy.

No need to tell myself, you're the one who doesn't get it.[




Hope you're not teaching your grand daughter any Spanish! Don't need people like the idiots on this thread (http://fishingnetwork.net/forum4/showthread.php?83809-Advertisements-in-Spanish) demeaning the fact she actually knows a second language.

She speaks fluent English and she's learning German in school...

LQ, is that you?

DarkShadow
05-11-2015, 02:11 PM
LQ, is that you?

No, fortunately, I'm not into mom jokes.

Lady Quagga
05-13-2015, 12:22 PM
One can only imagine which side of the family is handling the education on self-loathing......