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Double A
11-08-2014, 12:23 AM
Quitting time couldn't come soon enough today.
Had it planned all week, to hit the duct Fri after work.

Gassed up, grubbed down, and I was on my way.

1st let me say it was a nice night.
Perfect weather, big full moon.
Things just felt right that I might get "lucky".

Early on in the evening I feel a real quick tap on my shoulder,
But by the time I reacted... She was gone.
So I move on.

I pull into another spot of Club Duct, and go to work.
It wasnt long till I had another girl interested.
Laid into her, and she put up a little struggle at first, but finally came to her senses.
And she became puddy in my hands.

A nice solid fish... And, it's still fairly early.
This could be a good night.

Very next cast, I get slammed!!!
I swing, and my rod doubles over, with the house band playing my favorite tune...
Zzzzz Zzzzz Zzzzz
She was working me over pretty good.
And, what felt like an eternity, probly lasted all of 15 seconds.
Well, I guess "no" really means "NO!"
She gave two violent head shakes and... Slack.
Nooooooooooooo!
I thought she broke it off with me,
But, she was able to unbutton my Owners.
1st time I've been unbuttoned and not been happy about it.

Well, after that very brief tumultuous relationship,
It made my 1st hook up feel like I swapped spit with my cousin...

It's not over tho... I know where that "super model" hangs out on Friday nights.
I'll be back soon, throwing more lines her way.

Oh yea :( here's the pic if my cousin.

http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/Stripesnipe/E86D2CD4-0A4E-43AE-8BAF-FBD5FB57E17F-4689-0000047AA43BD0D9_zps43fd0199.jpg

dk4885
11-08-2014, 01:17 AM
An interesting way to sum up the night. Keep throwing your lines at that supermodel one night she will believe your lies and go home with you. Great report Brian.

Fishbones
11-08-2014, 04:13 AM
likewise dk supermodels for sure great report and congrats

cutbait
11-08-2014, 05:40 AM
Yeah, great report! Super fat fish



BTW, I've done worse than kiss my cousin down here at the Bakersfield

trail blazer
11-08-2014, 06:18 AM
WoW Brian,,,,,,,,,,,,

That is a GREAT report,,,,beat the skunk,and LAID the couss down in the dirt.

TRAIL BLAZER

koifish
11-08-2014, 06:38 AM
Nice fish. Congrats.

DEVOREFLYER
11-08-2014, 06:44 AM
Yikes I thought I was readin' a romance novel at first. So happy it turned into a fishin' story at the end, glad ya scored.........

moparferlife
11-08-2014, 04:42 PM
Nice report and fish AA!!!

You beat the skunk but I know that feeling in your gut when your on, then you feel the slack line........ :Crying:

MikesOcean
11-08-2014, 06:45 PM
Nice fish Brian!!!

I smell that pig coming your Way!

Typical chick. She pulls it and let's go!!!

Boooooz I tell ya!!!

M@M
11-08-2014, 07:52 PM
Hahaha, great report......Won't be long, you'll have her spread out on the cement, under that full moon,
and probably just throw her back when your done with her.... Good times!!
By the way, NICE Fish!!

catfishkid1
11-09-2014, 08:48 AM
You'll make one hell of a novelist writer one day.......anywho.......don't lay down with her, just throw her back....we don't need no damn mermaids swimming in the duct. No telling what kind of inbreds will be swimming in there next summer if you don't protect yourself.......WRAPP IT UPPP!!!

Great catch though.....and now you know where her and her girs hang out on friday nights...."SCOREEEEEEEE"