Wifes is cheating, need advice

[cutbait]

I need your opinion/help. Really need your advice for a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that the wife {putting it kindly} has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot. I try to Stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight, I hid behind the boat, when she came home she got out of some guys car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on, It was at that moment while crouched behind the boat I noticed a hairline crack In the outboard mounting bracket, Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

[Which Way Out]

Replace it. Lots of good boats on the water these days.

WWO

[trail blazer]

I think that weve went through this before my brother,,,,,,,you always know that you can use mine any time,,,she,s always ready and willing,,,just PLEASE don,t use her and put her away wet,,,,Go ahead and ride her hard,,,she,s used to that for sure!

BAKO BOYS share everything,,,,,,,,,Just don't let merlo stink her up with that greengunk he,s been slingin,,,,she,l stink forever
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[cutbait]

I think that weve went through this before my brother,,,,,,,you always know that you can use mine any time,,,she,s always ready and willing,,,just PLEASE don,t use her and put her away wet,,,,Go ahead and ride her hard,,,she,s used to that for sure!

BAKO BOYS share everything,,,,,,,,,Just don't let merlo stink her up with that greengunk he,s been slingin,,,,she,l stink forever
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LOL'ed for 10 mins

[fishtales]

I think that weve went through this before my brother,,,,,,,you always know that you can use mine any time,,,she,s always ready and willing,,,just PLEASE don,t use her and put her away wet,,,,Go ahead and ride her hard,,,she,s used to that for sure!

BAKO BOYS share everything,,,,,,,,,Just don't let merlo stink her up with that greengunk he,s been slingin,,,,she,l stink forever
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I am very insulted by your comments!!!!!!!!! You are so friggen out of line!

Fishtales

[fishtales]

I need your opinion/help. Really need your advice for a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that the wife {putting it kindly} has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot. I try to Stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight, I hid behind the boat, when she came home she got out of some guys car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on, It was at that moment while crouched behind the boat I noticed a hairline crack In the outboard mounting bracket, Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

I'd be curious to know what part you have played in this. You need professional help. Not posting on a fishing board.

[billy b]

Good one !!!

[Raimond42]

It took a couple of months to figure it out, some guy kept calling asking if the coast was clear? I made so many complaints to the phone company & weather service before I knew the real deal.

[trail blazer]

I am very insulted by your comments!!!!!!!!! You are so friggen out of line!

Fishtales

I love that word FRIGGEN,,,,,,,,,,turns me on bigtime,,,,,,,,,wasn,t trying to insult you,,,,,,,,just trolling for morons.

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[dk4885]

I love that word FRIGGEN,,,,,,,,,,turns me on bigtime,,,,,,,,,wasn,t trying to insult you,,,,,,,,just trolling for morons.

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Hookup. Lol

[cutbait]

I love that word FRIGGEN,,,,,,,,,,turns me on bigtime,,,,,,,,,wasn,t trying to insult you,,,,,,,,just trolling for morons.

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Morons don't fight well, you know this!

[cutbait]

I'd be curious to know what part you have played in this. You need professional help. Not posting on a fishing board.

Fishtales?

I'd argue but something tells me you've got some social issues and just wouldn't be a fair fight?

[cutbait]

It took a couple of months to figure it out, some guy kept calling asking if the coast was clear? I made so many complaints to the phone company & weather service before I knew the real deal.

Lolz!!!!!!!!

[LEE BOY3]

LMAO!! We Fisherman have a messed up sense of humor lol.

[DockRat]

I am very constipated by your comments!!!!!!!!!

Me too. DR

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[Stumpknocker]

:ROFL: Well done!

[flybynight]

Replace the WIFE 1st !

[DEVOREFLYER]

Hot Damn looks like our prayers have been answered this is excitin', wonder when we will be able to just buy one off the shelf.




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[old pudd fisher]

Good idea DEVOR and buying a wife off the shelf could be good too That way you could read the safe handling instructions.

[DEVOREFLYER]

Good idea DEVOR and buying a wife off the shelf could be good too That way you could read the safe handling instructions.

And if Costco sold them and they didn't work out you could return them and get your money back, no questions asked, satisfaction guaranteed. I'm tellin' ya it doesn't get any better than that. And ya don't have to feed them either.

[addict]

Your loss is my gain , should have invested in some male inhancement pumps or pills

[Double A]

Your loss is my gain , should have invested in some male inhancement pumps or pills

Sounds like you may be the resident expert.
Maybe even an... addict

[Fishingdachronarch201E7]

good stuff, had me rollin!!!! showed some peeps here at the office too, they were rollin awell....

[Greg Madrigal]

LOL! You guys are all Cray Cray! I love it. ;)

[MustHuntAndFish]

I need your opinion/help. Really need your advice for a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that the wife {putting it kindly} has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot. I try to Stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight, I hid behind the boat, when she came home she got out of some guys car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on, It was at that moment while crouched behind the boat I noticed a hairline crack In the outboard mounting bracket, Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

Who has been servicing/lubing her lower unit? I bet he's the one that cracked her!

[DEVOREFLYER]

Replace her with a dog.

Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name..

3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.

4. Dogs' parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.

11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.

13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick 'em.

14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on them, without calling you a pervert.

15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.

And last, but not least:

16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.

To verify these statements:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open the door and observe which one is happy to see you

Have a great weekend all.

[bbc]

Your funny i like that and that was me your wife was with