cutbait
02-15-2014, 10:57 AM
We know its common for men nowadays to take Valentines day off from fishing, you know the take the womans out for dinner and spend WAAAYYY to much on flowers and jewelry and cards and yadda yadda..
Take if from the Bako Boys, your going about it all wrong. It all starts with training the womens. Trailblazer and I have had a long and arduous study of several hundred of womens .. Comparing notes and finding their true desires in what they want out of men. We finally found the two womens who are ideal for the non PW'ed fisherman.
Through years of research and failed experiments we found the formula for the perfect wife. We can honestly say we are the most happily married men we know!
1st she has to be grounded in God, first and foremost
Second she has to take the high testosterone levels we both have.. i.e. Stamina, hours upon hours of hanky panky. One of the side effects to our testosterone levels is it has left us with baldness. Which is ok! Baldness is and always been the physical traits of the Alpha Males throughout history. It does things to womens that even they cannot explain.
Third, she has to crave meat, none of this vegetarian BS.. Specifically stripers...
Now that I have explained all that, as you know yesterday was Valentines day. As I mentioned it is known for the PW'ed men to go all out in kissing the womans but...
NOT THE BAKO BOYS... You see, yesterday our womens practically begged us to go kill some stripers! The Bako boys show love throughout the year, have dedicated our lives to our womens. They know this and are not insecure as the womens who demand attention on "ONE" day of the year.
Talked with TB and decided we take my 19 year old and my 14 year old for some dusk into darkness fishing... Fishing with Dave had a successful Thurs, vampire session so it inspired us.. Thanks Dave! {P.S.,,, we invited Dave but guess what he was "stuck" doing?}
Hit first spot and a dank before sundown.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/kluna2/IMG_20140214_165337_021_zps878f273c.jpg (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kluna2/media/IMG_20140214_165337_021_zps878f273c.jpg.html)
Just as sun was down.. Triple hookup!
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/kluna2/IMG_20140214_180657_496_zps8c84b2d6.jpg (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kluna2/media/IMG_20140214_180657_496_zps8c84b2d6.jpg.html)
Wasn't long and the count was piling up
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/kluna2/IMG_20140214_192534_351_zps82f3227d.jpg (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kluna2/media/IMG_20140214_192534_351_zps82f3227d.jpg.html)
End of the trip and left em biting was at 830. We strategically tried to time the limit out with the last fish, but it didn't go down that way. Calculated timing and spots wrong. Threw back bunch more, dunno how many really. I do know I am at 42 stripers for the young year now
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/kluna2/IMG_20140214_205548_990_zps05a5d91f.jpg (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kluna2/media/IMG_20140214_205548_990_zps05a5d91f.jpg.html)
Was fun TB! Thanks for helping me teach these boys of mine things that really matter in life. Like friends, family, a good woman, and the great outdoors!
Take if from the Bako Boys, your going about it all wrong. It all starts with training the womens. Trailblazer and I have had a long and arduous study of several hundred of womens .. Comparing notes and finding their true desires in what they want out of men. We finally found the two womens who are ideal for the non PW'ed fisherman.
Through years of research and failed experiments we found the formula for the perfect wife. We can honestly say we are the most happily married men we know!
1st she has to be grounded in God, first and foremost
Second she has to take the high testosterone levels we both have.. i.e. Stamina, hours upon hours of hanky panky. One of the side effects to our testosterone levels is it has left us with baldness. Which is ok! Baldness is and always been the physical traits of the Alpha Males throughout history. It does things to womens that even they cannot explain.
Third, she has to crave meat, none of this vegetarian BS.. Specifically stripers...
Now that I have explained all that, as you know yesterday was Valentines day. As I mentioned it is known for the PW'ed men to go all out in kissing the womans but...
NOT THE BAKO BOYS... You see, yesterday our womens practically begged us to go kill some stripers! The Bako boys show love throughout the year, have dedicated our lives to our womens. They know this and are not insecure as the womens who demand attention on "ONE" day of the year.
Talked with TB and decided we take my 19 year old and my 14 year old for some dusk into darkness fishing... Fishing with Dave had a successful Thurs, vampire session so it inspired us.. Thanks Dave! {P.S.,,, we invited Dave but guess what he was "stuck" doing?}
Hit first spot and a dank before sundown.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/kluna2/IMG_20140214_165337_021_zps878f273c.jpg (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kluna2/media/IMG_20140214_165337_021_zps878f273c.jpg.html)
Just as sun was down.. Triple hookup!
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/kluna2/IMG_20140214_180657_496_zps8c84b2d6.jpg (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kluna2/media/IMG_20140214_180657_496_zps8c84b2d6.jpg.html)
Wasn't long and the count was piling up
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/kluna2/IMG_20140214_192534_351_zps82f3227d.jpg (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kluna2/media/IMG_20140214_192534_351_zps82f3227d.jpg.html)
End of the trip and left em biting was at 830. We strategically tried to time the limit out with the last fish, but it didn't go down that way. Calculated timing and spots wrong. Threw back bunch more, dunno how many really. I do know I am at 42 stripers for the young year now
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/kluna2/IMG_20140214_205548_990_zps05a5d91f.jpg (http://s171.photobucket.com/user/kluna2/media/IMG_20140214_205548_990_zps05a5d91f.jpg.html)
Was fun TB! Thanks for helping me teach these boys of mine things that really matter in life. Like friends, family, a good woman, and the great outdoors!