trail blazer
08-30-2012, 03:50 PM
A man was stopped by a game-warden at his car with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" the warden questioned. "Yes sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home." "Yeah right! Fish can’t do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I’ll show you. It really works." "Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious. The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH!" With a straight face the man asked, "What fish?"