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itsagooddaytofish
10-28-2011, 06:15 AM
should a woman be allowed aboard a MANs boat:EyePop:
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i vote no

tacklejunkie
10-28-2011, 06:43 AM
That's the dumbest thing anyone could ever say.
Obviously you don't get nookie in the rentals like me between bites. :Cool:

tacklejunkie
10-28-2011, 06:46 AM
I love helping my GF catch a fish. She loves fishing now cause she has caught bass on boats with me.
I get to go fishing more now that she knows what I do when I go out fishing because I brought her on boats with me. I almost got her out into the float tube and kayak one day. She's happy to drive me to the lake because she knows I'm not out messing around on her.

Get a girl on your boat today! It's the only way to fly.

MAke sure she knows at some point during the day for at least an hour you are going to let her do her own thing while you seriously try to get a fish. The rest of the time it's all about her man.
Make your guests comfy and you're gonna have a good time too.
GF is cranky you gonna have a bad time no matter what.

It's like how you spent time selecting lures and line for the lake you're gonna fish.
Spend some time prepping your guests.
Then worry about you.

Of course, if you have people on your boat, that days isn't going to be all you catching.
Leave everyone at home if you need to have one of those days.
We all do sometimes.

I go up into the forest/hills when I need time alone. Molest me some trouts on the flyrod and throw them back.

For the girls on the boats make sure they have everyuthing they need before they step foot in the boat.
Sweaters, umbrellas, sunblock, water, drinks, food, smokes.. whatever it is that keeps them happy have it on tap.
Plan on stopping fishing while the bite is hot for bathroom runs etc.

Just show up with the girls expecting not to catch anything and tend to them all day.
They have good luck that brings fish in while you deal with them.

tacklejunkie
10-28-2011, 07:06 AM
The one thing I find most chicks I know don't like about fishing is the actual harming of the fish.
For this reason I'd recommend C&R while fishing with GF's and wives.

Usually, a girl will scream like crazy when she gets a bite or her first fish on the line. Be prepared. lol

white belt
10-28-2011, 07:09 AM
And this needed another thread why?

headcase881
10-28-2011, 07:38 AM
Because he's gonna now admit the reson why he is bitter She took the boat in the divorce ha haha and fishes every weekend on it

TROUT MASTERS
10-28-2011, 07:51 AM
I guess you got nothing better to do,just fish.

should a woman be allowed aboard a mans boat:eyepop:
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:angry:
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I vote no

white belt
10-28-2011, 08:30 AM
Why is this on DVL reports?

I hate to be a snitch but I reported this troll. 20 posts on here and all he's talked about is his dumb *** boat and wife, which I doubt either of them really exists.

DockRat
10-28-2011, 12:15 PM
I hate to be a snitch but I reported this troll. 20 posts on here and all he's talked about is his dumb *** boat and wife, which I doubt either of them really exists.

Maybe, but it sure gets responses unlike politics or economy threads. :Confused:
I say leave the women at home. My old lady hates the ocean, gets scared.
Old fashioned is good. She would rather stay home and knit. :Thumbs Up:
Taking newbies sucks too. Fishing with a vet is way more fun than trying to explain
drag pressure and tie there knots.
DR

seal
10-28-2011, 12:23 PM
I fish alone, with nobody else, ya know when I fish alone I prefer to by myself!

Bassnman Mike
10-28-2011, 03:50 PM
I fish alone, with nobody else, ya know when I fish alone I prefer to by myself!

I figured that you fished with Keith Stone

fish-o-haulic
10-28-2011, 04:11 PM
should a woman be allowed aboard a MANs boat:EyePop:
:Angry:
:Angry:
:Angry:
i vote no

Buddy i can tell your still new to the forum. or else you wouldnt have posted this, again. just fish dude just fish.

ordane
10-28-2011, 04:23 PM
I fish alone, with nobody else, ya know when I fish alone I prefer to by myself!
Classic George!! Great jam!!

Viejo
10-28-2011, 04:23 PM
should a woman be allowed aboard a MANs boat:EyePop:
:Angry:
:Angry:
:Angry:
i vote no

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/fdwildman/Smilies/cool-post-bro.jpg

Probably the most attention you've gotten in a long time.......

ordane
10-28-2011, 04:25 PM
should a woman be allowed aboard a MANs boat:EyePop:
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i vote no
I knew it would make you feel special so I opened your thread about 1700 times.

DockRat
10-28-2011, 05:49 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/fdwildman/Smilies/cool-post-bro.jpg

Probably the most attention you've gotten in a long time.......
LMAO
I should have seen/read the other FW report/rant first, prior to a reply.:Rolls Eyes:
In reality I'd love to fish with some babe http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t193/Beatrice52_2007/EMOTICON/smilie_love_031.gif I think my wife would kick my azs though,
but if he prefers a 300lb fat dude who just ate
3 cans of Van de Camps Pork and Beans then to each there own. http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c168/WildCat69/banners/wink.gif

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff445/quoctukdxnk/fishing_babe_0091.jpg
http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y327/johnfishjr/Butts/fishing_babe_008.jpg Chicks Rule.
DR

qaze0
10-28-2011, 08:18 PM
1766 Views now" ......... thanks .. D.R>

DockRat
10-28-2011, 10:42 PM
1767 Lol
DR

smokehound
10-29-2011, 07:29 AM
Hahaha big deal. You think 1000 views is something special?

Shoulda seen my Cannabis topic. I set this whole damn forum ablaze. PUN INTENDED.

seal
10-29-2011, 10:54 AM
I figured that you fished with Keith Stone

Me and Keith are good buds, I make an exception for him. We'll be out this afternoon enjoying the Wood's.

fish-o-haulic
10-29-2011, 11:55 AM
what i dont understand is why is he happy about 1765 views when hes probably 1700 of them and his ex is (and smokehound hehe) are probably the other 65. And where is the starter of our thread. he posts the thread but no comment. Maybe he feels dumb because no one agreed with him and everyone else on both threads just made him look like a bitter dumb a s s.

DockRat
10-29-2011, 12:32 PM
just made him look like a bitter dumb a s s.

Cool, now I know how to spell dumb A S S. Thnx for the tip.
I discovered on photobucket many banned words with pics :Shocked: are spelled in code.
Example; Bigtins minus the N for another letter.:Secret:
DR

DockRat
10-29-2011, 12:43 PM
I'm going to visit this thread every ten minutes and even respond to myself to increase
views and replies.
DR

DockRat
10-29-2011, 12:49 PM
I'm going to visit this thread every ten minutes and even respond to myself to increase
views and replies.
DR

That's a great idea DR then the thread starter will feel more important and help to complete his
fantasy dream and help boost self esteem.

After all more views and replies makes him feel better.
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg175/luckyluke009/see_self.jpgDR

fish-o-haulic
10-29-2011, 08:11 PM
Hey docrat im always ready to help someone with low selfesteem. Ill help you out.,

fish-o-haulic
10-29-2011, 08:11 PM
Hey docrat im always ready to help someone with low selfesteem. Ill help you out.,

Hey im doing it.

ZipperWurm
10-29-2011, 08:57 PM
should a woman be allowed aboard a MANs boat:EyePop:
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i vote no

instead of posting yet another silly thread about how angry you are at women...you should find other ways to take out your aggressions...

here, let me help you...

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fish-o-haulic
10-29-2011, 09:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. zipperwurm you crack me up, I bet itsagooddaytofish wishes that dolphin was his wife. or i bet he wishes that dolphin was smokehound. HAHA funny he hasnt come back to defend himself after all the insults, maybe he left and went to another forum to complain about fnners not being sympathetic to his hatred towards women. Im sorry im not sympathetic to woman haters mainly because most of my family is women and it was only my mom that raised me. Maybe this poster was my long lost dad, if it is you owe us $5,000 and a lifetime of memories and life lessons you abadoning prick.

old pudd fisher
10-29-2011, 10:36 PM
He owe's you more than money can buy. Take care man.

smokehound
10-30-2011, 06:15 AM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

ZipperWurm
10-30-2011, 06:49 AM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

oh 4chan <3

DockRat
10-30-2011, 07:29 AM
Hey docrat im always ready to help someone with low selfesteem. Ill help you out.,

Hey Thanks F O H, Been going through a mid life crisis stuck in this fricken recliner with the broken leg/ankle.
Bored to death, 8 - 12 hours a day on the macbook. Quit drinking beers, copenhagen too. Trying to be healthy.

Speaking of health, I sure hope you spend 10 min and watch the video and learn about the New River contamination pouring into the Salton Sea 24/7/365 for the last 100 years.
If you ever wonder why nobody goes boating there and few fish there the video will help.
Be Safe and take care of your body and thanks for the support.
DR