View Full Version : GOOD NEWS - I am feeling, like TOTALLY Psychic Right Now!!!
City Dad
10-26-2011, 10:17 AM
Just wanted everyone to know, I am presently going into one of my renowned psychic phases in which my clairvoyance builds to it's absolute peak.
If you have any questions about the future, feel free to post them here and I will apply my gift to them and peel back the mysterious shroud of time.
END OF THREAD!
DarkShadow
10-26-2011, 11:13 AM
When will the Dodgers win the World Series, CD?
ityperx
10-26-2011, 11:22 AM
Will the NBA lockout end soon? If so, are there trades in the work for the lakers?
Bassnman Mike
10-26-2011, 11:47 AM
Hey, can you PM me the winning lottery numbers for Saturday nights drawing?
City Dad
10-26-2011, 01:05 PM
When will the Dodgers win the World Series, CD?
The Toronto Dodgers (formerly the Brooklyn, Los Angeles and San Jose Dodgers) will take the 2072 series four games to two over the heavily favored Los Angeles Angels of Disney Land Inc.
City Dad
10-26-2011, 01:07 PM
Will the NBA lockout end soon? If so, are there trades in the work for the lakers?
One word: Hockey
DarkShadow
10-26-2011, 01:10 PM
CD,
Will I catch the Sierra Trifecta (Squawfish, Sacramento Sucker, Speckled Dace) this week on my trip?
City Dad
10-26-2011, 01:16 PM
Hey, can you PM me the winning lottery numbers for Saturday nights drawing?
Sorry, but I can only use my powers for facilitating personal growth... and for giving those who cross me fits of uncontrollable flatulence.
my advice: go with Charlie Chaplin's birth date.
City Dad
10-26-2011, 01:19 PM
CD,
Will I catch the Sierra Trifecta (Squawfish, Sacramento Sucker, Speckled Dace) this week on my trip?
You dream big, DS and those who reach for the stars begin a journey of unimaginable beauty and fulfillment, a never ending odyssey of spiritual transformation that aligns all creation into a being with their soul...
No.
fish-o-haulic
10-26-2011, 01:58 PM
Will I ever win the exceptance of my peers.
Cangler
10-26-2011, 02:04 PM
Will I ever win the exceptance of my peers.
With that spelling ... NO
Cangler
10-26-2011, 02:06 PM
Will DS and Stormcrow ever post that epic carp catching report ?
DarkShadow
10-26-2011, 02:25 PM
Will DS and Stormcrow ever post that epic carp catching report ?
I'm working my way up to the mighty carp. As Nietzche said, “He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to walk and run..."
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CityDad,
Will DockRat include a video or snappy image on his next post?
fish-o-haulic
10-26-2011, 03:33 PM
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Will DockRat include a video or snappy image on his next post?[/QUOTE]
Yes, cd will i ever learn the secret of life.
When will my case settle?
olfishergal
10-26-2011, 04:15 PM
OK, answer this with a logical response......
WILL OFG EVER FIND A WORTHY HUSBAND AND ACTUALLY GET HITCHED!!!!!
(If he don't fish, I'm not interested....LMAO)
casting call
10-26-2011, 04:20 PM
OK, answer this with a logical response......
WILL OFG EVER FIND A WORTHY HUSBAND AND ACTUALLY GET HITCHED!!!!!
(If he don't fish, I'm not interested....LMAO)
I hear there's a guy on this board, has his own boat, you could warm up to him and might take you fishing. I think his ex fishing wife left him for smokehound or something like that...lol
DarkShadow
10-26-2011, 04:36 PM
Is City Dad really Jamaican?
http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/miss-cleo-2.jpg
DockRat
10-26-2011, 05:18 PM
I have a 2 part question. When will the Federal Reserve say 'No More' and cut off the
Government cash flow and then will riots break out in weeks or months following ?
Thanks, DR
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/eltaotao/Inciting20Riots20Squad.gifhttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/blackbadger/riots.gif
fish-o-haulic
10-26-2011, 08:29 PM
something tells me citydad took off with the money we paid him and is on his way to the Kaman islands right now.
Mr_Dunev
10-26-2011, 08:35 PM
Will I ever lose my virginity?
E.A.R.G.
10-26-2011, 08:45 PM
what school will i be going to next year?
Perris Bluegill Chaser
10-26-2011, 08:57 PM
I hear there's a guy on this board, has his own boat, you could warm up to him and might take you fishing. I think his ex fishing wife left him for smokehound or something like that...lol
But she can't get on the boat. lol
olfishergal
10-26-2011, 10:22 PM
screw that, i need a younger one anyway, send a pic of the boat.
tacklejunkie
10-27-2011, 07:15 AM
Will I ever get another DD on a TT and get my picture with it this time?! (dammit!)
City Dad
10-27-2011, 07:52 AM
Will I ever win the exceptance of my peers.
I axcpet yew. Izaint that enouph?
City Dad
10-27-2011, 07:53 AM
Will DS and Stormcrow ever post that epic carp catching report ?
I thought DS and Stormcrow were the same guy?
City Dad
10-27-2011, 07:54 AM
I'm working my way up to the mighty carp. As Nietzche said, “He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to walk and run..."
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CityDad,
Will DockRat include a video or snappy image on his next post?
Who is "DockRat"? Some questions are even too obscure for my considerable vision.
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:01 AM
Yes, cd will i ever learn the secret of life.
The secret of life:
Every person, man woman or child wakes each day with the expectation, or at least the hope that they will finish their day with a reasonable amount of dignity in tact. As a fellow human being it is your primary purpose, your most basic, simple duty to help other individuals realize this inalienable right.
OR - if you live in Spokane - it is: Kick low, run fast.
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:04 AM
When will my case settle?
Hmmm... you wouldn't happen to own a professional baseball team based in, say, Los Angeles, would you?
If not, January.
Hmmm... you wouldn't happen to own a professional baseball team based in, say, Los Angeles, would you?
If not, January.
Nope sure dont, cool January I'll hit you back up then if it happens, if not I want my money back!!!:Death2Above::whistle::Neener Neener::Nut Kick::Beer Toast::Finger::Beer Toast:
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:10 AM
OK, answer this with a logical response......
WILL OFG EVER FIND A WORTHY HUSBAND AND ACTUALLY GET HITCHED!!!!!
(If he don't fish, I'm not interested....LMAO)
A good marriage is like a game of catch - It takes two, if you look away and you get smacked in the head, if you get a bad hop you get knocked in the crotch, if anything goes over your head you end up chasing it a mile, if... I could go on and on. You sure you really want to do this?
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:11 AM
Is City Dad really Jamaican?
http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/miss-cleo-2.jpg
Just from the waist down. ;)
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:16 AM
I have a 2 part question. When will the Federal Reserve say 'No More' and cut off the
Government cash flow and then will riots break out in weeks or months following ?
Thanks, DR
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/eltaotao/Inciting20Riots20Squad.gifhttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/blackbadger/riots.gif
No. On both. Fortunately - or unfortunately depending on your tastes - the decline of Western civilization is going to be a lot more drawn out and boring than anything you may be fantasizing about.
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:17 AM
something tells me citydad took off with the money we paid him and is on his way to the Kaman islands right now.
Mmmmm, shark bake...
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:19 AM
Will I ever lose my virginity?
I see... lot's of pnssy in your future... I mean lots of actual cats... feral ones. Weird, huh?
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:20 AM
what school will i be going to next year?
Driving... or charm. It's hard to tell
City Dad
10-27-2011, 08:22 AM
Will I ever get another DD on a TT and get my picture with it this time?! (dammit!)
I see you with a pair of double Ds... Yes, 136CC double Ds
tacklejunkie
10-27-2011, 06:06 PM
Fish have knockers?!
I'll be damned!
That's why they eat that loud rattling topwater.
I see what they're going for. Pervs.
So what CAN we expect to REALLY happen in 2012? (Question directed t0 Madam Regina of Jamaica 'mon over there). Will Christmas still happen? Cause you know I need my yearly Santa visit.
Crawler
11-03-2011, 09:52 PM
City Dad. Will your average occupywallstreet protester ever....
A: Become successful.
or
B: Achieve what it is they are fighting for?
City Dad
11-04-2011, 10:11 AM
City Dad. Will your average occupywallstreet protester ever....
A: Become successful.
or
B: Achieve what it is they are fighting for?
A. Most of them are already very sucessful "Trust-a-farians" or "Sandal-istas" as P.J. O'Rourke would call them.
B. Well, since most of them have no idea what they are "fighting" for, then yes - they will achieve nothing. However, if they are fighting for re-enstating Glass-Steagall, then no - ain't no way any politician from the Right or Left is gonna take a dump in their Daddy's living room.
DarkShadow
11-04-2011, 01:18 PM
City Dad,
Will the Dodgers get Mark Cuban as an owner?
City Dad
11-04-2011, 02:52 PM
City Dad,
Will the Dodgers get Mark Cuban as an owner?
I've been advised by Bigfoot to refrain from commenting on that situation.
DarkShadow
11-07-2011, 08:03 PM
CD,
Will a tilapia eat a piece of corn?
Cangler
11-07-2011, 08:55 PM
CD,
Will a tilapia eat a piece of corn?
I thought all carp fanatics knew that one ...
Cangler
11-07-2011, 08:58 PM
GD ,
Will FNN ever be funny again ?
fish-o-haulic
11-07-2011, 09:35 PM
will fnn shut down over a build up of constant arguing, trolling, and overall foolishness.