Rules to remember in life:

[Bassnman Mike]

Here are 6 rules to remember in life, feel free to add more

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the jerk's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk
6. Always remember life is hard, even harder when your stupid.

[Gordita]

All that is good. I have one more to add: " Don't go hiking in Iran " and when you get 3 wishes from Genie, don't ask for a little head.

[DarkShadow]

1. Never get less than twelve hours sleep

2. Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city

3. Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body

[PersonalBest]

Here are a few I have lived by:

There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’ Fishing always crosses that line.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

You know you've made it when there's a bobblehead doll of you.

I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

Never buy anyone a gift at a kiosk.

Never make any sort of generalization concerning gender, even if it’s so true God himself would back you up.

An ounce of appearance is worth a pound of substance.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Ask for forgiveness it easier than to to ask for permission.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

Law is life itself and not the rules of its conduct. Evil is a transgression of law, not a violation of the rules of conduct pertaining to life, which is the law. Falsehood is not a matter of narration technique but something premeditated as a perversion of truth.

[fish-o-haulic]

Never leave a woman waiting, or you might not have anyone left to leave waiting.

[DarkShadow]

Never leave a woman waiting, or you might not have anyone left to leave waiting.

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"Men should never run after a street car or a woman. There'll be another one along in a minute."

[City Dad]

Never play pool for money against a lady named "Squirrel."

[Stormcrow]

1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. ahhhaaaahahahahahahahahahah.............

[ordane]

Wind from the North Fisherman does not go forth
Wind from the east the fish bite least
Wind from the south - right in the fishes mouth
Wind from the west and the fish bite best!

[Karyn]

Say what you mean... mean what you say.

Kindness is free.

Never assume- it makes an a** out of you and an a** out of me.

[farmacist]

Shut up and Fish!

[TroutOnly]

Farmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,

[Karyn]

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From my fortune cookie- I'm goin' for it!
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."

[fish-o-haulic]

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From my fortune cookie- I'm goin' for it!
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."

Hey i got that in a fortune cookie a couple of weeks ago. Did you get that from panda express

[Karyn]

Hey i got that in a fortune cookie a couple of weeks ago. Did you get that from panda express

No... ironically, from a place I had never tried before in Hacienda Heights. It was tasty and reasonable, served family style about $8 a person with all the trimmings. :)