MonsterGuppy
12-24-2010, 08:55 PM
A Duct Christmas Story
Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the Duct,
Not a striper was stirring with all the rain and the muck.
Four Striper masters arose from their beds
While visions of hook ups! Danced in their heads.
There was CB, TB, Gary, and Yolo,
And one even had a trophy…it was just for show:LOL:
Their lures were all hung on their rods with great care,
In hopes that DD stripers soon would be there.
We have KPN’s, Ticklers, and Flukes they would chatter
Then Gary fell in, CB yells now what’s the matter?
TB pulls Gary up from the water
And lets Gary know he was almost duct fodder.
Then out in the distance what did they hear
It was Yolo yelling I’m on… it’s a big one, a big one, right here!
Get the Net, Get the Net, they all began to shout,
A DD striper, they all had no doubt
As Yolo wound in his line, what did appear?
It was Santa, a slay and 8 tiny Reindeer.
All four grabbed the line, they tugged and they yanked
Up from the Duct came a wet Santa, he gave them a big thanks!
Its Christmas Eve Santa said, and now I must fly
And off Santa Flew in the wink of an eye.
But they heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Merry CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT.
Thanks guys for all the help and info you give out all year long
MonsterGuppy
Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the Duct,
Not a striper was stirring with all the rain and the muck.
Four Striper masters arose from their beds
While visions of hook ups! Danced in their heads.
There was CB, TB, Gary, and Yolo,
And one even had a trophy…it was just for show:LOL:
Their lures were all hung on their rods with great care,
In hopes that DD stripers soon would be there.
We have KPN’s, Ticklers, and Flukes they would chatter
Then Gary fell in, CB yells now what’s the matter?
TB pulls Gary up from the water
And lets Gary know he was almost duct fodder.
Then out in the distance what did they hear
It was Yolo yelling I’m on… it’s a big one, a big one, right here!
Get the Net, Get the Net, they all began to shout,
A DD striper, they all had no doubt
As Yolo wound in his line, what did appear?
It was Santa, a slay and 8 tiny Reindeer.
All four grabbed the line, they tugged and they yanked
Up from the Duct came a wet Santa, he gave them a big thanks!
Its Christmas Eve Santa said, and now I must fly
And off Santa Flew in the wink of an eye.
But they heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Merry CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT.
Thanks guys for all the help and info you give out all year long
MonsterGuppy