fishermanwife
12-21-2009, 06:50 PM
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping
and fishing trip.
Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.
"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday.
Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.
"She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, there were handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said
'do what ever you want.'...and
"Here I am."
and fishing trip.
Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.
"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday.
Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.
"She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, there were handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said
'do what ever you want.'...and
"Here I am."