bullets_full
07-02-2009, 03:39 PM
Bullets and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing
trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name
calling, Bullets headed home, frustrated.
The following week, when Bullets' buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Bullets was already there. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your Tater into letting you go Bullets?" "I didn't have
to," Bullets replied. I went home from work last night and
slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name
calling, Bullets headed home, frustrated.
The following week, when Bullets' buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Bullets was already there. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your Tater into letting you go Bullets?" "I didn't have
to," Bullets replied. I went home from work last night and
slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"