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smokinflies
06-24-2009, 07:04 PM
18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex


18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..

17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

lalo56
06-24-2009, 07:23 PM
You are on your own on this one. At least for me!

tacklejunkie
06-24-2009, 07:51 PM
ok fishing is pretty good but I don't know about better.. well depends on the conditions and what you are fishing for I suppose :LOL:

but I'll add a few home made yokes

19) If your worm is too short you can just go buy a longer one and if it's too skinny you can just inflate it

20) The fish don't tell you how bad of an angler you are

21) The fish are always ready to go in the morning

22) The fish don't mind (and actually prefer!) if you look at other fish

23) The fish don't care if you're a bad cook

24) It's perfectly acceptable to score a fat fish

25) I don't have to think of any pick-up lines. I can go pick up new lines at the shop!

Troutman65
06-24-2009, 08:10 PM
There is some funny stuff .:LOL:

lalo56
06-24-2009, 08:14 PM
I just went with the overall. I rather have sex than fish.

lalo56
06-24-2009, 08:18 PM
I just went with the overall. I rather have sex than fish.

I love my girl...

lalo56
06-24-2009, 08:19 PM
There is some funny stuff .:LOL:

I'm lucky to have a girl that accepts me and puts up with me. So i give her all the propts

Troutman65
06-24-2009, 08:27 PM
I'm lucky to have a girl that accepts me and puts up with me. So i give her all the propts


She sounds like a keeper for sure lalo56.:Big Grin::Wink:

troutdog
06-24-2009, 08:30 PM
I just went with the overall. I rather have sex than fish.

Is it because it usually takes more than 45 seconds to have a successful fishing trip? :LOL: (j/k dude but you left yourself wide open with that response) :ROFL:


TD

CatchthatTrout
06-24-2009, 08:44 PM
is it mainly because it usually takes more than 45 seconds to have a successful fishing trip? :lol: (j/k dude but you left yourself wide open with that response) :rofl:


Td

You're killing me TD!!

Troutman65
06-24-2009, 08:46 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj43/bigredkiller/DSC06869-2.jpg

LMFAO



Bigred




I guess you could say this is the best of both worlds.:ROFL::ROFL:

CatchthatTrout
06-24-2009, 08:47 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj43/bigredkiller/DSC06869-2.jpg

LMFAO



Bigred


I guess you could say this is the best of both worlds.:ROFL::ROFL:

WHOA!!
That looks WAY to much like Sansou.

Troutman65
06-24-2009, 08:51 PM
WHOA!!
That looks WAY to much like Sansou.



Just for the record , IT IS SANSOU :!!!::Shocked::EyePop:

lalo56
06-24-2009, 08:55 PM
Is it because it usually takes more than 45 seconds to have a successful fishing trip? :LOL: (j/k dude but you left yourself wide open with that response) :ROFL:


TD

I have more success with sex than fishing LOL :ROFL:

lalo56
06-24-2009, 08:56 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj43/bigredkiller/DSC06869-2.jpg

LMFAO



Bigred




I guess you could say this is the best of both worlds.:ROFL::ROFL:

Well at least i dont act like that LMAO :ROFL: :ROFL:

lalo56
06-24-2009, 08:58 PM
Is it because it usually takes more than 45 seconds to have a successful fishing trip? :LOL: (j/k dude but you left yourself wide open with that response) :ROFL:


TD

You lost me on that one Aaron? I been successfull, I just cant get her to be patient enough.

BIGRED KILLA
06-24-2009, 08:59 PM
OMG that pic is to funny lol and this time i did not post it lol.



Bigred

troutdog
06-24-2009, 09:00 PM
You lost me on that one Aaron? I been successfull, I just cant get her to be patient enough.

I'll explain it to you over a soda and a "Wingnut eggroll " at Legends III :Wink:


TD

lalo56
06-24-2009, 09:01 PM
I would hate to be on Sansou's plate... No i wouldn't... Yes i would... LOL JK Sansou

lalo56
06-24-2009, 09:07 PM
I'll explain it to you over a soda and a "Wingnut eggroll " at Legends III :Wink:


TD

For sure. We will be ther and my bro talks to everyone. So it will be a fun time. I will pay for him because he usually gets us talking to everyone because he has that personality. He cant afford it right now. so i want him to experiece it. We had good time last time.

Skyler
06-25-2009, 08:21 AM
I rather have sex than fish.

I'd rather have sex WITH fish, lol!

GET DA NET
06-25-2009, 08:53 AM
24) It's perfectly acceptable to score a fat fish

Thats Funny TJ lmao

DEADROOTS
06-25-2009, 09:34 AM
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.



16 = Thou shall not kill-- You cant guarantee zero death rates for the fish when angling except when fly fishing:LOL:

6 = What about ick?

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

JediMindTricks
06-25-2009, 09:45 AM
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.?

i heard them fuckers had herpes!

Skyler
06-25-2009, 12:07 PM
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.?

i heard them fuckers had herpes!




I'd rather have sex WITH fish, lol!

I'd better be careful then... :Dancing Banana:

NICKYMOUSE8
06-25-2009, 02:15 PM
anyone seen the happy fisher man t-shirt!!! pure pleasure and comedy

Troutman65
06-25-2009, 03:08 PM
OMG that pic is to funny lol and this time i did not post it lol.



Bigred



Yeah Bigred, you let the cork out of the bottle.:LOL::Wink: