City Dad
04-13-2009, 08:42 PM
As many of you know, I have dedicated my life to the study of those phenomina at which "mainstream" science scoffs. Chief among them is collection and documentation of the vast examples of posotive proof that many undocumented species still roam the vast tracts of virgin wilderness within our own borders.
I also believe that aliens are controlling our minds.
alsio, I am not dccrazy. Tadpoles! Plumbing! Dentist!
I began my most recent CANTALOUP MUSK MELLON exepdition in the wilds of Florida... and though I was unable to prove the water there contained Floride VICTROLA I did have a most unusual experience. Unusual indeed.
It began with a UFO sighting... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0091---Copy-2.jpg
the mother ship
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0124---Copy-2.jpg
the crew which abducted me TADPOLES, TADPOLES WINS!!!
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4089.jpg
i was then taken on an odysee of the most shocking kind. my extra-terrestrial host made visible to me all of the fantastic flora and fauna which they had brought to earth thousands of years ago. Here we can see some type of species clearly related to the Loch Ness Monster
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4203.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4205.jpg
and these creatures, THESE CREATURES... oh, these are just a bunch of bluegill and bass devouring Cheetose tossed in by tourists...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4206.jpg
more strange and curios sea dragons... I call these "water dancers"
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0252.jpg
it's really amazing how many large mamels survived the ice age and which have been completely missed due to the arrogance of our scientific institutions... take these giant ground sloths for example TUGBOAT!!!http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0256.jpg
wooly armidillos...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0262.jpg
and this... oh, wait this was just the German lady I met in line at EPCOT
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0270.jpg
now this little beauty... this is a miniature tyranasourouses rex postering toward this pair of double-horned unicorns
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0290.jpg
and then fleeing like a little jurasic B**** ha, ha, ha PICKLE
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0291.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0308.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0304.jpg
and this. a lion. big woop
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0310.jpg
a fantasitcly engineered robot which could read my mind BRILLO PAD
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0324.jpg
at the end of my journy I was wisked high above the surface of Mars
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4308.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4311.jpg
thankfully, these benevolent visitors finally deposited me back in Burbank. yes, an increadible journey indeed PUDDING
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4326-1.jpg
I stand prepared for the onslaught of publicity my history-altering photographs will bring.
Also, Waterbound, if you can read this transmission, when is the next meeting? TEAPOT BLUEDOG LIMERICK
I also believe that aliens are controlling our minds.
alsio, I am not dccrazy. Tadpoles! Plumbing! Dentist!
I began my most recent CANTALOUP MUSK MELLON exepdition in the wilds of Florida... and though I was unable to prove the water there contained Floride VICTROLA I did have a most unusual experience. Unusual indeed.
It began with a UFO sighting... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0091---Copy-2.jpg
the mother ship
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0124---Copy-2.jpg
the crew which abducted me TADPOLES, TADPOLES WINS!!!
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4089.jpg
i was then taken on an odysee of the most shocking kind. my extra-terrestrial host made visible to me all of the fantastic flora and fauna which they had brought to earth thousands of years ago. Here we can see some type of species clearly related to the Loch Ness Monster
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4203.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4205.jpg
and these creatures, THESE CREATURES... oh, these are just a bunch of bluegill and bass devouring Cheetose tossed in by tourists...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4206.jpg
more strange and curios sea dragons... I call these "water dancers"
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0252.jpg
it's really amazing how many large mamels survived the ice age and which have been completely missed due to the arrogance of our scientific institutions... take these giant ground sloths for example TUGBOAT!!!http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0256.jpg
wooly armidillos...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0262.jpg
and this... oh, wait this was just the German lady I met in line at EPCOT
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0270.jpg
now this little beauty... this is a miniature tyranasourouses rex postering toward this pair of double-horned unicorns
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0290.jpg
and then fleeing like a little jurasic B**** ha, ha, ha PICKLE
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0291.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0308.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0304.jpg
and this. a lion. big woop
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0310.jpg
a fantasitcly engineered robot which could read my mind BRILLO PAD
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0324.jpg
at the end of my journy I was wisked high above the surface of Mars
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4308.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4311.jpg
thankfully, these benevolent visitors finally deposited me back in Burbank. yes, an increadible journey indeed PUDDING
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/CIMG4326-1.jpg
I stand prepared for the onslaught of publicity my history-altering photographs will bring.
Also, Waterbound, if you can read this transmission, when is the next meeting? TEAPOT BLUEDOG LIMERICK