UFOs/BIGFOOT TOTALLY REAL - FINAL PROOF!!!

[City Dad]

As many of you know, I have dedicated my life to the study of those phenomina at which "mainstream" science scoffs. Chief among them is collection and documentation of the vast examples of posotive proof that many undocumented species still roam the vast tracts of virgin wilderness within our own borders.

I also believe that aliens are controlling our minds.

alsio, I am not dccrazy. Tadpoles! Plumbing! Dentist!

I began my most recent CANTALOUP MUSK MELLON exepdition in the wilds of Florida... and though I was unable to prove the water there contained Floride VICTROLA I did have a most unusual experience. Unusual indeed.
It began with a UFO sighting... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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the mother ship
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the crew which abducted me TADPOLES, TADPOLES WINS!!!
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i was then taken on an odysee of the most shocking kind. my extra-terrestrial host made visible to me all of the fantastic flora and fauna which they had brought to earth thousands of years ago. Here we can see some type of species clearly related to the Loch Ness Monster
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and these creatures, THESE CREATURES... oh, these are just a bunch of bluegill and bass devouring Cheetose tossed in by tourists...
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more strange and curios sea dragons... I call these "water dancers"
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it's really amazing how many large mamels survived the ice age and which have been completely missed due to the arrogance of our scientific institutions... take these giant ground sloths for example TUGBOAT!!!http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/IMG_0256.jpg

wooly armidillos...
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and this... oh, wait this was just the German lady I met in line at EPCOT
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now this little beauty... this is a miniature tyranasourouses rex postering toward this pair of double-horned unicorns
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and then fleeing like a little jurasic B**** ha, ha, ha PICKLE
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and this. a lion. big woop
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a fantasitcly engineered robot which could read my mind BRILLO PAD
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at the end of my journy I was wisked high above the surface of Mars
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thankfully, these benevolent visitors finally deposited me back in Burbank. yes, an increadible journey indeed PUDDING
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I stand prepared for the onslaught of publicity my history-altering photographs will bring.

Also, Waterbound, if you can read this transmission, when is the next meeting? TEAPOT BLUEDOG LIMERICK

[gavin310]

My god man. You have made me a believer! I am constructing my tin foil hat as I type.

[BIGRED KILLA]

Thanks for the Adventure report looks like it was a lot of fun spending time with the family.




p.s I think Lake Balboa water got to you. lol jk




Bigred

[Wingnut]

Now that's what I call a family outing!

Tim, I think it's great that you go to visit Mars, your home planet once in awhile. :ROFL:

And I really appreciate you returning my private jet on time. :Wink:

[CASTAWAY]

Wow. Very nice pix.

[sansou]

Tim,

The amusement park employees probably have a poster of you in their breakroom. You surely must be the bane of their existence while they give the guided tours. Ha ha!!

Looks like it was a really nice trip for the family.


Signed,

Skittles, Mustad, Prop Bob.




....Waterbound. :ROFL:

[bullets_full]

What.....? No skunk ape sightings?

http://www.skunkape.info/content/category/4/23/60/


Nice trip

[DropShotMan]

UFO'S ARE REAL HERES A PIC I TOOK ON MY STREET
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[City Dad]

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE SKUNK APE?!?!?!?! I owe you a debt of gratttude, Bullets!

I can't believe Wingnut still thinks there are carbon-based life forms on Mars...:Rolls Eyes:

while tinfoil is a timeless classic, I've found that simply wrapping a coat hanger around my skull provides a much better signal and give me a lot more street cred

Sansou, our guide was a retired F4 Pilot and an utter saint... how he resisted choking the life out of one of us is beyond me... perhaps he found some small amusement in my constant aviation chit-chat... or maybe not.

The lake system around the park has been planted with largemouth and bluegill. They allow fishingn in certain areas, but we never had a chance to fish, but in certain areas you could see the bass on beds and the riseforms in the above pic were made by a swarm of massive 'gills and a few bass which really were taking cheetos off the surface. It hurt like hell to stand there and watch helplessly... that big one looked like a grass carp. it had a honked-up crooked spine, but must have been twenty-five pounds if it was an ounce... PLASTIC, SMELLING SALTS, WICKER!!!

[bullets_full]

[quote=City Dad;332243]HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE SKUNK APE?!?!?!?! I owe you a debt of gratttude, Bullets!
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Although we share insanely different political views being that you are an extreme leftist, we do share common ground when it comes to cryptozoology. With that said, why stop at skunk ape? Would you not say it is possible to have (let's say) skunk-chipmunks, skunk-catfish, skunk-hawks or skunk-bears? And if so, why limit the possibilities to the animal kimgdom? Why couldn't there be skunk-weed? Just a thought to ponder.....are we really alone?


_bullets

aka RESIDUE, RECOIL, 2ND AMMENDMENT:ROFL:

[JediMindTricks]

to think..... ive jumped out of a plane higher than that.
ive never landed in a plane, only took off........ haha