What Would Bigfoot Do if He Had Pink Eye?

[City Dad]

Woke up this morning and only my right eye would open - the left being sealed shut with a goo-filled crust.

I picked up a case of pink eye from our youngest and now I look like I'm wearing a bike reflector as a monocle...

I'm treating it with Vigamox drops right now... but it sorta seems like the easy way out...

I'm thinking bigfoot might have a different approach. I'm thinking he might say "Gargshallyawwwpft!" to the eye drops and go on a rampage, startling senior-citizens by darting in front of their cars on moonless nights... his red eyes glowing ominously...

What do you think?

Trying not to itch....
CD

[tacklejunkie]

bummer dude. I dunno if I ever had pink eye but it sucks when I get stuff in my eye for days at a time and I'm itchin' at it. "Like, totally buggin'!" Get well soon man. You have to see straight to place the fly right.

[troutdog]

He would apply a freshly caught tilapia to his eye and call it a day....I do the same thing, but thats just us.


TD

[DarkShadow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKp-GgXqzCE

"I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke..."

[Wingnut]

Oh yeah... go ahead and blame it on the young ones.
We all know the truth, you accidently splashed some Lake Balboa water in your eye. :ROFL:

[TShaffer]

If bigfoot got pink eye, he'd be PISSED!

[City Dad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKp-GgXqzCE

"I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke..."

Bigfoot doesn't even have to look at that link to know the quote is from "Knocked Up"

[DarkShadow]

Bigfoot doesn't even have to look at that link to know the quote is from "Knocked Up"

Maybe Bigfoot farted on your pillow?

Bare assed.

[City Dad]

Oh yeah... go ahead and blame it on the young ones.
We all know the truth, you accidently splashed some Lake Balboa water in your eye. :ROFL:

As a father of two kids and a black lab, I can honestly say that there are far worse things to be splashed with than Lake Balboa water... ever heard of meconium? and that's just the tip of the iceberg ;)

[Fisherman57]

Get some sunglasses Tim.........

http://fishinghotpage.com/users/tmp3/cdsunglasses.jpg




PS: Got your message, Ill call ya tonight.

[City Dad]

Get some sunglasses Tim.........

http://fishinghotpage.com/users/tmp3/cdsunglasses.jpg

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/timmeinhart/bigfoot.jpg

[bruce watson]

I've seen Bigfoot many times on the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland. He does have pink eye in both eyes and it doesn't seem to bother him. For the meantime, just enjoy seeing yourself in the mirror wearing pink underwear.