View Full Version : Which is the Best Performance-Enhancer?
City Dad
02-23-2009, 02:43 PM
I'm looking to add a little pop to my casting and since there is no ban (yet) on any type of drugs in fishing, I'd like to get on a muscle and strength-building program based on the best pharmaceuticals money can buy.
What do you feel is the best? HGH? Something else?
I'd like to be able to comfortably cast a 5wt weight-forward taper four-hundred feet... but I don't want to get too yoked... or swoll... or cut-up... or ripped... or... well, you get the picture.
Appreciate any help with this matter.
trail blazer
02-23-2009, 03:58 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!:EyePop:
Your too much C,D
Fisherman57
02-23-2009, 04:10 PM
CD, didnt you have to consult your doctor last time your enhanced casting ability lasted more than 4 hours?
KaliDawgFan
02-23-2009, 08:39 PM
Forget HGH, it makes your head swell. Look at Barry Bonds' before and after photos.
sansou
02-24-2009, 02:10 AM
City Dad,
Don't do it! It will cause Global Warming on your Stimulus Package and cause it to go into Recession.
Besides, if you do, we're gonna have to put an asterisk by your name.
hughpam
02-24-2009, 07:11 AM
But you can video tape your fish competition and use it during the actual fishing.
DarkShadow
02-24-2009, 08:50 AM
Definitely Somatropin is the way to go. Pricy though, and is considered by many, including Jose Canseco, as the fountain of youth in a $1000 vial.
Now, you can go the A-Rod route and get Deca Durabolin. Methenolone Enanthate (Primobolan) is also a good route. You can go old school and go with Winstrol, but don't ask why you're coin purse has shrunk after taking it.
And, if you're really out to dedicate yourself on hitting 40 homers in your Sunday softball league, definitely go with Boldenone Undecylenate. It's made for equines, but who cares? You'll be rounding the bases too many times to notice the mane growing on your back.
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trout worm
02-24-2009, 12:03 PM
you try Cialis? you have 36 hours to cast your 5wt.
City Dad
02-24-2009, 12:17 PM
Wow. Great input. Thanks so much, everyone.
Just one more question: Anyone know how much it costs to get one's head lypo-suctioned?