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buck liggett
09-12-2008, 10:42 AM
Well I traded a dude a hog trip for a tuna trip, So My buddy & I headed down To SD on friday. Met up with dude got in the water & headed out about 4:00 pm. Looking for the porps, birds, pattys etc. Well the guy was a real winner :Shocked: to say the least, but oh well We were there...so...anyways
I'm spotting birds dive bombing & I'm telling dude lets hit some of that? but no He wanted to follow every stinkin boat on the ocean! Which in fact was doing the same as us.

So I spot a a patty finally We stop soaked a dine & drifted off & dude does'nt want to reset???? So I'm like whatever. Then We end up spending the night out drifting around NICE. Wake up just at light dude wants to troll only. nothing then nothing then nothing. Then says I'm taking a nap take the boat.

I tell My buddy I'm getting pissed & I'm ready to call it, Well We spot this nice patty pull up to it! Dude gets up whats going on? Were like nice patty lets try it? Well throw some chum soak baits drift off, dudes like lets go. I tell dude theres a boil on the patty & fish are jumping. He's depressed sounding oh well we'll go back to it. So we do & I can see dodo's in the water, well hmmm guess what? bendo fish on! Hooked up a dorado which was My target fish. then a couple more. Then dude chucks jig lands right in the patty & then snaps off line. Then proceeds to get out flippers & boogie board! We're all?? whats up? He's like going after My jig! By this time were 60 yds off the patty. Ask dude when You get eaten can We have Youre boat? Then off He went.

Then My buddy takes major hit & fish on & it's nice, then I can hear dude yelling hang on I'm coming don't lose the fish bla, bla, bla. I'm thinking come on Mako easy prey, but no such luck. Finally gets back to boat & proceeds to tell My buddy how to pump reel etc don't lose it! I was ready to smack the dude!!!! Get the fish up and it's nice Yellow fin. Then says man that pattys loaded dodo's & YFT's, but He wants to move says lets find some tuna. I'm like dude were on tuna. He's like couple more drifts then Were heading over by the boats. I'm like whatever genius.

So trip sucked, dudes a kook, has his whiney untamed dog tied up on deck & jumps in the ocean to retrieve a $5.00 jig and We felt like total deck hands the whole time. Worst part about it is I still have to take this fool hunting:EyePop: So final tally was 1 albie 1 YFT & five dorados, but would've been more, then dude takes the albie & says He has to give to his baby sitter!
Dudes about 55 years old too...so...be careful who You hook up with on the net!!!!!!!

Oh yeah check out the jar of tuna dude gave us since He took the albie
Looked so nasty I put up as a gag giveaway on My website for whoever could figure out it's contents?

one_leg
09-12-2008, 10:50 AM
Oh man, I just loved reading this report..................:ROFL:

Sorry about your trade man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the chuckle.

One_Leg

buck liggett
09-12-2008, 11:08 AM
Oh man, I just loved reading this report..................:ROFL:

Sorry about your trade man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the chuckle.

One_Leg

You're welcome...lol Glad to be home alive to share/vent My experience.

cappo
09-12-2008, 11:54 AM
OMG thats too hilarious. Sorry u had to go thru that torture.

Perhaps you should act the same when on your guide trip.

one_leg
09-12-2008, 11:54 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j175/deathman_photos/Gilligan.jpg
Was this the guy you were fishing with?

C&R Bassin
09-12-2008, 11:59 AM
The jar he gave you looks like orange marmalade and snot.....

jaylpz
09-12-2008, 12:09 PM
i dont know that i'd take the "kook" hunting. That's live ammo!
No matter his age 55 or not, He's a tool.

Sorry to hear about that, but think of it this way... You were on the water and not at work.

Ricky-Ray
09-12-2008, 12:16 PM
Too funny. Sorry about your trip. Tell him your taking him Elk hunting and then on the day you go hunt for geese instead. Oh and I think it's best if you give him an empty gun. :)

DavidE
09-12-2008, 12:32 PM
Do not give this guy bullets !!!!!!!!!!!! what a F'N fool!!!!!!!!! You shouldda thrown jigs at him and took his boat !!! J/K but that would have been some funny s4it!!!

Gmoney
09-12-2008, 12:40 PM
duuuuude
what a great read...i had to read it twice just to make sure i wasnt dreaming.
cmon mako??? bwhahahhaha
that was epic

glad you made it home alive....

thanks for a great post

G$

jrockn
09-12-2008, 01:04 PM
If i was that pissed, I would have just driven away with a new boat and dog while her was retrieving his lil jig. lol!

I would have been like "PEACE OUT!"

KID CREOLE
09-12-2008, 01:37 PM
I would have loved to swap a hunt for a fishing trip! A lot of right place right time, but this whole trip sounds weird!

HBJapo
09-12-2008, 01:39 PM
Careful, this is probably who will show up to go hunting. Great post, I'm also glad you made it back alive.


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Japo :Envious:

CalamARI
09-12-2008, 02:02 PM
HAHA, that's great a good read. Thanks for the pics too.

troutdog
09-12-2008, 02:24 PM
Funny story....sounded like he was skunk hunting and still failed! :ROFL:Nice job on the fish....thanks for the play by play!


TD

jplee3
09-12-2008, 04:33 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! One of the best reports I've read. Ever. :D

Oz
09-12-2008, 05:13 PM
wow that guy needs a really good :Nut Kick: for taking u off the fish that many times.

that guy is really fried or just plain cheap if he is going to retrieve $5 jig in the middle of the ocean :ROFL:

well the upside of the trip is @ least u got out and fished. also caught your targeted dodo's :Cool:

buck liggett
09-12-2008, 05:25 PM
Thanks for the kudos guys on making it back alive. I'm glad too! Seriously.
I did'nt even tell You guys all of the of the story either? Thought I was getting long winded?

Never realized My hardship post would bring so much enjoyment? I should have posted it on monday...lol, but i still could'nt talk about it on monday...:Shocked:

Japo:
Dude kinda looks like that, but board shorts & dirty T-shirt.
Trout:
skunk hunting and still failed! Exactly!

Just wanted to say for the record! I'm not whining, I know how the tuna hunts work. Ya score or ya don't, but when you find a hot patty loaded with dode's & start picking up YFT's 80-100 yds off the patty with ZERO other boats around, off the coast of SAN DIEGO ya don't leave it 'biting'

About the hunting & live rounds? I have to honor My end of the deal it's just the way I am, but he'll be walking in front of Me ALWAYS & I'm pretty sure I'll have the .40 readied on My hip too..so...Hope He likes still hunting all day out of a tree stand :Big Grin:

one_leg
09-12-2008, 05:32 PM
Don't forget your blaze ORANGE vest!!!

Ricky-Ray
09-12-2008, 05:41 PM
hope he likes still hunting all day out of a tree stand


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

4g63power
09-12-2008, 05:47 PM
hilarious! i can just imagine that dude jumping into the ocean for his $5 jig and you guys go WTF??? hahaha

one_leg
09-12-2008, 05:50 PM
I would have opened that jar and said, "after you!"

buck liggett
09-12-2008, 07:23 PM
hilarious! i can just imagine that dude jumping into the ocean for his $5 jig and you guys go WTF??? hahaha


Pretty much, but the boat had all electronics, compass & chart and I had My gps too :LOL: So We could have gotten back if dude got munched or something? I'm just thinking hmm? Everytime I throw a jig/lure? Theres a good possibility, it's not coming back? So...uh...I ai'nt going after it in the open sea.

JapanRon
09-12-2008, 07:25 PM
Hi buck ligget,

Do me a favor and .... although it won't be a fishing report .... re-account what happens on that hunting trip. Especially the part where you made 'em sqeal like a ...... well you know how it went in 'Deliverance' !!

JapanRon

Ifishtoolittle
09-12-2008, 09:49 PM
Sorry about your trip, yeah guys like that just ruin everything, but at least you managed a few fish.

Greg Madrigal
09-13-2008, 12:12 AM
OMG...I couldn't believe the pic with kook on the paddy!!! HERE, mako, mako, mako! :LOL!~
I say u take him squirrel huntin with a BB gun!
GM<<><

Wingnut
09-13-2008, 02:55 PM
Oh man, that is some funny sh*t, thanks for the laughs. :Shocked: :ROFL:

russ88
09-14-2008, 11:17 AM
too funny!!!!! :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

ono
09-14-2008, 11:48 AM
.....sorry officer it was an accident, I didn't see that dude in the bright orange vest.

Ragetron
09-14-2008, 02:16 PM
thats awesome. Sorry about the trip. At least you got a little action.